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To celebrate Sushi Maki’s new menu items, the folks over there are offering up a $50 gift certificate, good at any of its locations, to one Miami New Times Short Order reader. But here’s the catch–you gotta post the best haiku. [Hint: Creativity trumps perversion.]
For instructions on how to write a haiku, see below:
Title Five SyllablesSeven Syllables Five Syllables
For example, here’s mine:
Mackin’ on Maki
Raw fish slapped on riceSushi Maki is the bombSake to me, babe!
(Yeah, I have no plans to quit my day job anytime soon.)
Regardless post yours at the end of this column by Wednesday night and we’ll call for a reader vote on Thursday. The best haiku, as determined by the readers and Miami New Times’ food bloggers, will win!
