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You’ve probably already seen Nicki Minaj’s new video for “Super Bass” … In your weirdest, wettest dreams.
Here’s a quickie breakdown: (1) Nicki and five clones engage in cute choreographed humping while dressed identically in pink wigs, shredded cutoffs, and candy-colored Doc Martins; (2) Ms. Minaj goes all Lizard Queen in a scaly ass-less swimsuit, frolicking with a bunch of beefcakes in a Pepto Bismol pool; (3) Girl grinds all over a motorcycle made of ice; (4) Looking like a possessed Chaka Khan who’s planning to drink your blood and do strange things to your corpse, Nicki doles out lap dances in some black-lit backroom.
So yeah … This vid makes virtually no sense. And our brain won’t let us say we actually like it. But other parts of our anatomy are reacting in a very weird, wet way. Let’s call it “involuntary approval.”
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