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There’s something seriously wrong when lil Bieb’s arrest is Miami’s biggest news of the month. What the hell are y’all doing out there? This is Miami. In the midst of 24-hour strip clubs, after-hours EDM madness, and the general debauchery to be found on any given street corner, the arrest of a 19-year-old idiot should be the least exciting thing that happens all year.
On that note, here’s hoping you did the 305 proud last weekend and raised some serious hell. Now that Monday’s reared her ugly mug once again, here are a few things to occupy you until the next weekend arrives.
Tuesday
- Yoga at Peacock Park:A little mid-week zen oughta make your journey to the weekend a little easier.
- Coral Gables Bluesfest at Fritz & Franz Bierhaus: Blues are always better when shared. Also better with beer.
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Thursday
- Free talk on Jainism at Coral Gables Congregational United Church of Christ: Even heard of Jainism? Us either, but it advocates non-violence and the world could use a little more of that.
- Fun run at FootWorks: Aching knees and sweaty pits are way more tolerable when you’re running alongside other masochists.
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