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Yes, the human penis is a choking hazard. Ditto dong-shaped stuff like carrots, votive candles, polish sausage, etc.
Naturally then, it’s kinda dangerous to go around performing deep throat with either class of object, animate or inanimate, as a private sex act, kooky party trick, or semi-professional service. So, uh, why introduce fire into this already risky equation?
Well, if you’d seen Heather Holliday of NYC’s Pretty Things Peep Show shove a bunch of big flaming batons into her cute little oral cavity last night, you’d know the answer … ‘Cause it’s fun, sexy, and way less ridiculous than watching someone suck the skin off a carrot.
Check the cut for video documentation of Heather Holliday’s pyromanical deed.
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