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Is it just us, or are Mondays not quite as hideously miserable once we start approaching the holidays? Fall and winter are notoriously unproductive, people spend more time pinning to their “wish list for Santa” Pinterest board than actually working, and no one gives a shit. It’s an apathetic employee’s wet dream.
But sadly, most people so still have to show up Monday through Friday regardless of whether they actually do anything. So to keep you entertained for the next five days, here are some free options around town. Enjoy, you lazy SOBs.
Tuesday
- British Network Gathering at News Lounge:
- Are you a Brit? (If yes, what the hell are you doing here, foregoing free health care?) Or just hot for Brits? Either way, you’d bloody well join in on this Tuesday night Brit-for-all.
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Wednesday
- Salsa Contest at MDC Hialeah Campus: Can you dance circles around everyone you know? Do you put white people to shame? Skip Burger King for lunch and strut your stuff instead.
Thursday
- New Times Oktoberfest Happy Hour at the Butcher Shop: We provide you with reading material AND free drinks and eats. We’re totally marriage material.
- Experimental Film Screening at NWSA ArtSeen: Mainsteam movies are so, well, mainstream. And you, dear readers, are anything but. So get a little experimental and check out this screening of Films for ONE to EIGHT PROJECTORS and performance, to boot.
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