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Hello Monday, you rat bastard. Thanks to daylight saving time, your unwelcome arrival came an hour early this week. That’s one less hour to recover from Saturday night’s hangover and prepare ourselves for five days of drudgery. Boo.
Luckily, St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, and there’s a bunch of free stuff happening this week to keep you busy until then. So show your liver a good time before it dies a quick and painful death in honor of the patron saint of binge drinking.
Thursday
- Sony Open Tennis happy hour: Sip on Bombay Sapphire cocktails and potentially win tickets to the annual tennis extravaganza.
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Friday
- St. Patrick’s Day block party in Coral Gables: Get your green on as you stroll the streets of the city beautiful and listen to tunes by a U2 cover band.
- Unique Designer’s Cake opening bash: Nosh on free sweet treats and sip cocktails at this new cakery showroom.
- The Bourne Legacy at Brickell World Plaza: Get your adrenaline pumping with this epic thriller.
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