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Hello, Monday. We haven’t missed you and your dick moves.
But then again, if we didn’t have a break from wilding out every weekend, we might be dead by now — so maybe you’re a blessing in disguise.
Any way you slice it, we’ve got five days of work to power through ’til Friday comes around, so here’s an assortment of free ways to get your fun on.
Monday
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- Free Yoga at Bayfront Park: It’s finally getting nice enough so that outdoor exercise isn’t sweaty misery — what better time to take up yoga?
Tuesday
- Free Bootcamp at Bayfront Park: Go out and get your ass kicked at the crack of dawn while the week is still fresh.
Wednesday
- Career Fair at Holiday Inn Coral Gables: Need a gig? Get some expert assistance for your job search before you’re forced to resort to slinging french fries.
Friday
- Free Lunch Friday at Lab Miami: If you’re an entrepreneur or part of a start up, you might be starving right alongside any artist. It ain’t easy out there. So score a free lunch, beer and some social time, too.
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