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Hello, Kitty: A few weeks ago, my BFF from elementary school came to Miami for vacation. Though she usually stays at a hotel, this time she crashed at my place to save money. We haven’t hung out in years, so I figured it would be a good way to catch up with an old friend. The night she arrived, she offered to cook me a meal. Before dinner, I was taking a shower when suddenly she burst into the bathroom and snatched back the shower curtain. The next thing I knew, her hands were all over my body, my tits were in her mouth, and we were having sex. Having sex? This went on for hours and it was the most amazing experience I’ve ever had — but afterward she just got up as if nothing had happened. Things were awkward for the next few days, partly because I wanted more and also because she was so nonchalant. Now I want a repeat but have no clue how to ask for one or if she’d be down. Help!
Furs Lyk
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Hey, Furs: If you want something bad enough, you’ll have to go and get (cl)it. Stop sitting back and waiting for your BFF to make another move, because you might be misinterpreting her nonchalance. If she was in the kitchen frying chicken wings, she might have been sipping on some wine (AKA liquid confidence) before bursting into the bathroom. If she was in Miami on vacation, she might have popped an E pill (AKA “I’m tempted to caress anything moving”). Or she might just like girls in showers. Either way, the encounter could have been purely of-the-moment or something she’s been plotting for years. You won’t know until you ask or act. And if she’s acting blasé now, it might be because she’s not sure how to approach the situation again. Plus, are you acting differently? Now that you’re all thirsty, your vibe might be different. You’re no longer clueless. So either act normal and wait for her to fall into your trap again, or be the bold one and make a move. If she had the balls to lick you after decades of friendship, it’s not likely she’ll turn you down. Meow.
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