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Another week, another dollar has come and gone, y’all.
In the spirit of cherishing all that is good with the world (a.k.a: an absolute guarantee that the weekend will always be there to comfort our sorrows), we’re prepping to relax.
Hang loose, roam the beach, meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex… Did you see what we did there?
Anyway, Rick Ross is having a big ol’ bash at King of Diamonds this weekend — and if you’re not square, you’ll be there. Throw on your best Rick Ross beard – see if you can get past the paparazzi.
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It might be the highlight of your weekend in Miami. But if it isn’t, we have plenty more for you to do, duh.
Friday
- African Diaspora Dance and Drum Fest: Watch from :55 to 1:19. We’re gonna bring that to the clubs.
- Paris, on T’aime: Je t’aime… Ugh. That’s all we know how to say. Thanks, Dior.
- Rev Run (DJ set): Wonder if LIV is going to redecorate to make it look like Run’s House.
- The Big Show: It’s like the Miami version of Whose Line is it Anyway. Yes!
- Gigantes Tour: Marc Anthony is rather petite to be “gigante,” but we’ll let it slide.
Saturday
- Burger, Beer, Balls Bash: Who could possibly ask for more from life?
- Rick Ross God Forgives, I Don’t Official Album Release Party: Guess God will forgive any debaucheries that happen tonight.
- Miami/Bahamas Goombay Festival: Those Bahamas billboards on state road 112 west bound are always so tempting to pick up and leave!
Sunday
- O Rappa: Brazilian reggae. Yes, please.
- Oceangate’s S101 Submarine: Strap on your sea legs.
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