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It’s Friday, y’all. You know what that means:
“Shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots
IT’S THE WEEKEND!”
Yes, we rewrote the lyrics to LMFAO and Lil’ Jon’s song, “Shots.” If anyone has any qualms about it, please feel free to know we don’t give a damn.
What a hellish week it’s been, eh? If it’s not one thing it’s another – you’ve got your boss hounding you down and you’re in way over your head at work. Geez, when are we all gonna catch a break? Soon, kids, real soon. Freedom is just a few hours away.
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Here are the ten best things to do in the 305 this weekend – all of which are certain to contribute to copious amounts of shots — because you deserve a few, and you’re in Miami, bitch.
Friday
- 1996 Album Release & Performance: Party like it’s 1996, y’all.
- The Naked and Famous: With a name like that, it’s no wonder their website has countless web hits.
- Tobacco Road’s 100th Anniversary Special Event: The Legend Johnny Dread: Every day is a Reggae Holiday – now pass the… uh, remote.
- Snow Patrol Live: Remember when “Chasing Cars” was everyone’s favorite song, like, six years ago?
Saturday
- The Grind: Move over Burger Bash, Miami and the 954 are bringing the kind of competition that you can only dream of.
- Model Beach Volleyball Tournament: It’s the Olympics of hot people.
- SFMO & Jolt Radio Present: O’Grime & Rich Kid Sound System: Jams, swag, sweat, and a hella good time.
- Motown Brunch with Leo Valencia: Nothing like a little Marvin Gaye overhead and a mimosa (or three) in hand.
Sunday
- Wrestlemania XXVIII: Does The Rock still cook?
- Global Cuba Fest: Might as well hand over your Miami card if you don’t go to this fest.
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