Ford Commissions Borscht to Make a Zombie Film About a Car

If mega-corporations insist on jamming their brands down our throats, then please let them continue doing it with a culture chaser. Recently, Heineken brought Miami a free Cold War Kids concert and a few months back, Diesel gave us a gratis performance of Santigold and Kid Cudi. And now, Ford…

Dead Men Talking

Almost all industrialized democracies have done away with the death penalty, but not the United States, putting us in the illustrious company of China, Iran, and Iraq. Some states have abolished it, but here in Florida, it’s standing room only on death row. A local theater company, Alliance Theatre Lab,…

Iranian Hipsters

Kurdish director Bahman Ghobadi takes us through the underground music scene in Tehran, where all Western-style music is prohibited. Based on real people, places, and events, Nobody Knows About Persian Cats follows Negar Shaghaghi and Ashkan Koshanejad of the indie band Take It Easy Hospital (yes, a real band) as…

Rhyme and Reason

“Like a cocaine cowboy/Making deliveries/I’m at your front door/Bringing you histories.” Listen to Black Bobby and you just might learn something. This D.C.-born indie rapper studied politics at Harvard before moving to Miami to start a record label. He worked on the Obama campaign, got fed up with politics, and…

Loeb Trotter

Her iconic hit “Stay” is still kicking around in our heads, but what has Lisa Loeb been up to the past 16 years? Well, she released her famous Purple Tape album on CD, made some children’s music albums, filmed a couple of reality shows, and in a genius move, designed…

Elec-Folk-Tronica

Just when you thought you knew every inch of Miami, a new event space opens. The Simigo Gallery and Workspace is the creation of two artists: photographer Jayme Gershen and painter Rosaura Perez. The duo has already enticed international artists for residencies and performances. This weekend, they will host Luis…

Laptop Folk

Just when you thought you knew every inch of Miami, a new event space opens. The Simigo Gallery and Workspace is the creation of two artists: photographer Jayme Gershen and painter Rosaura Perez. The duo has already enticed international artists for residencies and performances. This weekend, they will host Luis…

Digital Killed the Photo Star

A new exhibit at the Dina Mitrani Gallery takes a firm stance on technology: The digital age murdered photography. Remember how long you spent composing a shot in the days of film? Compare that to your indiscriminate snapping with your digital camera. It’s the image that’s become expendable, not the…

Dessert Storm

Think of this Saturday’s Sweet Treats Ride as a scavenger hunt for cavities. Beginning at 10 a.m., hungry two-wheelers will meet at the Douglas Road Metrorail station. From there, the first stop will be Chocolate Fashion in the Gables for ganaches, truffles, and tiramisu; next on to cupcake mecca Buttercream…

Birth of the Blockbuster

Ever since we saw Ben Affleck in Pearl Harbor, we’ve been investigating where exactly Hollywood went so wrong. Turns out the turning point was in 1927, when studio head William Fox invited German expressionist filmmaker F. W. Murnau to make an art film with a studio budget. The result, Sunrise,…

Video: Memorial Weekend Comedy Festival, Who’s Funny?

If you think about it, Memorial Day, which commemorates fallen soldiers, is a bit of a downer. Comedian Mark Curry has the right idea: Send all the jailed gangbangers, crackheads, and pedophile priests to fight in Iraq – and their lawyers too. Curry, that affable guy from Hangin’ with Mr…

Loach the Auteur

Ever since the World Cup began, we’ve been on a strict diet of all things footie-related. That’s why a night at the movies has to be the Ken Loach Retrospective at the Miami Beach Cinematheque. He’s one of England’s most acclaimed social realist filmmakers, but his latest, Looking for Eric,…

Just My Size

After much debate, size really does matter. The preferred measurement: small, you know, less than 15 inches. Honestly, where do you expect us to put anything bigger? And even if we did have the wall space, our wallets couldn’t bankroll the large-format art pieces usually found in galleries. Luckily, Artformz…

Bagging Rights

This Thursday through Sunday, you don’t want to find yourself sitting in the front row of the Miami Improv. Canadian comedian Ian Bagg will be at the mike, and his whole bit revolves around calling audience members assholes. “Man, there are a lot of old people in here. Did a…

Gory Electronica

In a performance of “Mi Novio Es un Zombi” (“My Boyfriend Is a Zombie”), Spanish pop singer Alaska, looking like a gothed-up Cher, grinds onstage with a Freddy Krueger impersonator. In 1989, she and bass player Nacho Canut formed electro pop band Fangoria, naming it after a horror magazine. The…