The Washington Nationals did everything to thwart Marlins ace Josh Johnson this past Saturday. They made him throw 30 pitches in the first inning before he could record his first out. They brought in Stephen Strasburg the previous night to throw some rookie-phenom mojo at him. They even trotted out…
Dwyane Wade has gone from telling everyone this is his house to telling everyone to get off his lawn. D-Wade invited LeBron James and Chris Bosh to join him on the Heat so they could do something epic, namely stab everyone in the face with their awesomeness. Unfortunately, just about…
The Florida Marlins entered the All-Star break at 42-46. The ownership still wants you to believe this team is a playoff contender. But the reality is that the Marlins will start to trade players in the coming weeks. It’s predictable and sad. But mostly, it’s sad. As it is every…
According to the Palm Beach Post, a pickup truck belonging to Miami Dolphins receiver Brian Hartline was found crashed and abandoned on I-595 earlier this month. Authorities say Hartline’s truck crashed into another abandoned vehicle that was parked on the side of I-595 in the early-morning hours of July 3. FHP…
Miami is, by and large, a football town. And the Miami Dolphins are king. This is why the Marlins average only 19 people per game even though they’ve won more championships than the Dolphins in the past 37 years (note: they don’t really average 19 people — more like 12)…
Welcome to The Greatest Event In The History of Your Life! It’s the LeBron James The Decision live-blog. Because an event this monumental must be live-blogged, even if he decides to screw the city of Miami over.Will he stay in Cleveland? Will he go to Chicago? Will he go to…
According to multiple NBA sources that have spoken with Newsday, LeBron James is expected to announce he will join Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat. ESPN’s Chris Broussard confirms the report that James will sign with Miami, barring a last-minute change of heart.LeBron is set to officially make…
The Washington Nationals’ rookie hurler Stephen Strasburg has burst onto the MLB scene with all the pomp and circumstance reserved for surefire future Hall of Famers. And the hype is well deserved: Strasburg throws a fastball that averages 98 mph and a filthy 92 mph changeup. The 21-year-old has also…
The Washington Nationals’ rookie hurler Stephen Strasburg has burst onto the MLB scene with all the pomp and circumstance reserved for surefire future Hall of Famers. And the hype is well deserved: Strasburg throws a fastball that averages 98 mph and a filthy 92 mph changeup. The 21-year-old has also…
The Washington Nationals’ rookie hurler Stephen Strasburg has burst onto the MLB scene with all the pomp and circumstance reserved for surefire future Hall of Famers. And the hype is well deserved: Strasburg throws a fastball that averages 98 mph and a filthy 92 mph changeup. The 21-year-old has also…
With Dwyane Wade set to return to Miami from Chicago this morning, the Miami Heat sent out a call via Twitter to all fans, gas stations, residences, warehouses, farmhouses, henhouses, outhouses, and doghouses in the area to meet D-Wade at Miami International Airport and show him some love. It was…
The Summer Groove is every bit as awesome as its name suggests. Once again, Miami Heat legends Alonzo Mourning and Dwyane Wade have banded their collective bad-assed-ness together to bring us this annual five-day jam to help benefit Alonzo Mourning Charities and Wade’s World Foundation. This Sunday, Zo and D-Wade…
The Summer Groove is every bit as awesome as its name suggests. Once again, Miami Heat legends Alonzo Mourning and Dwyane Wade have banded their collective bad-assed-ness together to bring us this annual five-day jam to help benefit Alonzo Mourning Charities and Wade’s World Foundation. This Sunday, Zo and D-Wade…
The Summer Groove is every bit as awesome as its name suggests. Once again, Miami Heat legends Alonzo Mourning and Dwyane Wade have banded their collective bad-assed-ness together to bring us this annual five-day jam to help benefit Alonzo Mourning Charities and Wade’s World Foundation. Go tee off with Zo…
The Summer Groove is every bit as awesome as its name suggests. Once again, Miami Heat legends Alonzo Mourning and Dwyane Wade have banded their collective bad-assed-ness together to bring us this annual five-day jam to help benefit Alonzo Mourning Charities and Wade’s World Foundation. But if golf isn’t your…
The U.S. defeat at the hands of Ghana this past Saturday was the inevitable letdown after the euphoric last-minute victory over Algeria last week. There are a lot of questions looming now for this team, with the coaching staff, some of its players, and whether their Round of 16 World…
Your Florida Marlins last night finished their interleague series with the Baltimore Orioles. It was a series filled with ups, downs, stranded runners, bullpen implosions, and people getting fired. You know, just a typical week in the wacky world of Florida Marlins baseball! Here’s how it all went down:Game 1…
Team USA is moving on the knockout round of the World Cup the only way America knows how – with drama and determination and come-from-behind heroics! After overcoming even more crappy FIFA officiating, an unyielding Algerian goalkeeper, England’s 1-0 win over Slovenia, goal differentials, and Koman Coulibaly’s asscrack call in…
America has a new enemy. And his name is Koman Coulibaly. He’s like Lex Luthor, because he’s bald and because he could be responsible for America’s downfall in the World Cup. But mostly, because he’s bald. By now the whole world knows had badly team USA got hosed on Friday…
Your Florida Marlins just finished their interleague series with the Texas Rangers last night. Good thing the World Cup and NBA Finals were on all week, because — holy crap — was it ugly. Here’s how it all went down:Game 1 — Rangers 3, Marlins 2: Matt Treanor’s revenge! Former…
Argentina 4, South Korea 1: As expected, Argentina has come out with guns blazing in this World Cup with two impressive wins thus far. None more than yesterday’s 4-1 drubbing of South Korea. Striker Gonzalo Higuain scored three goals while Lionel Messi wreaked havoc with his usual feats of awesome,…
The Florida Marlins bullpen is an absolute mess. It’s written all over Fredi González’s face whenever he needs to pull his starter and go to the pen. It’s like he’s bringing in Wile E. Coyote to hold the lead, and he inevitably blows up the stadium with his Acme TNT…
