Congressional Ballers

South Florida congressional leaders Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Kendrick Meek sure know how to live the good life when they are on the campaign trail. According to campaign financial disclosure forms filed with the Federal Elections Commission, the federal legislators spent big bucks entertaining staff and supporters at some of the…

Big Bucks on a Losing Cause

Yesterday Banana Republican filled you in on the folks who made a buck ensuring Lincoln and Mario Diaz-Balart, as well as Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, held onto their congressional seats. Today we look at the people who made a chunk of change on the failed campaigns of Democratic losers Joe Garcia, Raul…

A Letter to Barack Obama

From the desk of Joe Arriola ——- Barack Obama The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C. 20500 Dear Mr. President-Elect: I know you’re busy preparing to take over the wor … um, White House. But I just wanna offer a little advice. And hey, my Cuban Republican family forked…

Electorial Money Makers, Part I

With the election season wrapped up, Banana Republican sifted through federal campaign financial reports, including those of Barack Obama and John McCain, to see who got paid. We begin with the companies that made money working for Mario Diaz-Balart, Lincoln Diaz-Balart and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, the three Cuban American Republicans who…

Ego Trippin’: Rakontur’s Clubland Finally Hits the Web

The brain-trust behind Cocaine Cowboys and its sequel are now exposing the nasty underbelly of the nightlife business. This week Rakontur premiered the web-based documentary series Clubland Miami, which chronicles the pissing match between Mynt Lounge and Rok Bar owner Roberto Caan versus his former partners Nicola Siervo, Rony Seikaly,…

Forgetting Sarah Palin

The mainstream media is starting to go through Dubya-induced withdrawal. How else can anyone explain why Sarah Palin, the VP candidate on the losing team, is still making headline news? Let’s face it the hokey ex-Guv from Texas provided us with endless fodder these past eight years that we’re scrambling…

Raul Martinez’s Popularity Hits Bottom

On Election Day, under a somber gray sky in Pembroke Pines, a line of voters snaked from the entrance of the Pembroke Shores Park gymnasium to the parking lot. A six-foot-four, paunchy, hazel-eyed Cuban-American walked the line, shaking hands as a cameraman from América TeVé recorded the scene. Dressed in…

No Child Left To Die

One of the daunting challenges facing President-elect Barack Obama is fixing the public school system where George W. Bush’s No Child Left Behind Act has failed miserably, especially in Miami-Dade where some historically Black schools are in danger of being shut down. Our new Commander-In-Chief would be wise to heed…

Dreamin’ in Palin

Hey, politics doesn’t have to be soooooo serious. In fact politics is a spectacle, according to local performance artist Natasha Tsakos. And I wholeheartedly agree. Tsakos has put together The Palin Show — an avant-garde cabaret-style production she is presenting tonight at Dream nightclub at 1035 Washington Ave., Miami Beach…

Cash Rules Everything Around Politics

As the most important election in the 21st Century draws to a close, Banana Republican took a gander at the top campaign contributors in the congressional races pitting Lincoln and Mario Diaz-Balart against Raul Martinez and Joe Garcia, respectively. So far the Republican siblings have out-raised their Democratic challengers by…

Democrat Luis Garcia Fights to Keep Seat in Florida House

In a year certain to be dominated by Democrats, the party’s Florida vice chairman is in trouble. Luis Garcia is battling influential county lobbyist Jorge Luis Lopez to represent Key Biscayne, South Beach, downtown Miami, and Little Havana. Garcia is a 62-year-old retired firefighter who, as a state legislator, succeeded…

Presidential Election Could Spur Voter Fraud in Miami-Dade

Bracing for an Election Day scandal in South Florida is like preparing for a hurricane. You know one is coming, but you can’t predict the damage. The 2000 recount was a Category 4. When hundreds of votes were mistakenly not counted five years later during a special election, it was…

Jason Bourne Reporting for Duty

Over the weekend, the New York Times published a fantastic piece analyzing how John McCain is letting Florida slip away while Barack Obama has blanketed the Sunshine State. The Gray Lady isn’t the only one stressing Florida’s importance November 4. Yesterday, under charcoal gray rain clouds, Hollywood actors Matt Damon,…

Pelosi Power

It’s getting serious in Miami. With Democratic challengers Joe Garcia, Raul Martinez, and Annette Taddeo closing in on their Republican opponents, the Democratic Party sent out its biggest gun (next to Barack Obama) to Little Havana to recruit elderly Cuban-American voters. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, dressed in an impeccable cream…

End of the Diaz-Balart Dynasty

Circus music sounds as a camera cuts to a short clip of a well-known, fuming, bearded comandante. Standing at a podium, he wears a drab military uniform and madly gesticulates with his left hand. Red letters flash: Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. Next comes an equally terse clip of a handsome…

Annette Taddeo Wants Ileana Ros-Lehtinen’s Job

There is no way a non-Cuban Hispanic can unseat a Cuban-American congresswoman who has enjoyed the unflinching support of el exilio for two decades, right? Well, Annette Taddeo is betting $350,000 of her own money that on November 4 she will beat Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. That’s how much the Colombian-American entrepreneur…

Miami Herald Says Bye to Joan Fleischman

Prominent Miamians who take bribes, get divorced, or don women’s underwear in public need no longer fret that Joan Fleischman will find out. The Miami Herald’s gossip columnist is one of several newsroom staffers who have accepted buyouts. Her final “Talk of Our Town” column ran last weekend. “I am…

Selling Out at the Miami Herald

Talk about conflict of interest. Early next month, Miami Herald county hall reporter Matthew Pinzur leaves the newspaper for a $115,000-per-year job as special assistant to Miami-Dade County Manager George Burgess. The move has caused outrage in the Herald newsroom, prompted head-scratching in the halls of power, and raised questions…

As Carvalho’s World Turns

The titilating scandal swirling around the man selected to lead Miami-Dade County Public Schools continues to make headlines. Yesterday, the School Board delayed its vote on ratifying Alberto Carvalho’s contract to be the new superintendent amid public outrage over his speedy selection and allegations he had an inappropriate romantic relationship…

The Carvalho Moonwalk

So now Alberto Carvalho is admitting that he had a “playful” relationship with the the Miami Herald’s former education reporter, Tania deLuzuriaga. At least that’s what CBS4’s Jim Defede is reporting. Carvalho has been on damage control since the Herald reported on a possible improper romantic relationship between Carvalho and…

Carvalho’s Liaison

Today the Miami Herald broke the news that Alberto Carvalho, the 44-year-old married man who’s been selected to helm Miami-Dade County Public Schools, may have had an improper romantic relationship with former education reporter Tania deLuzuriaga. The 27-year-old journalist, now with the Boston Globe, covered the nation’s fourth largest school…