Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
Strippers Skrawberry and Tip Drill evaluate the Republican contenders
Jeff Rubin, troubled advisor to Terrell Owens, faces drug charges and lawsuits
Pot smuggler schools seniors on medical marijuana
This is like the baseball fan’s version of that time Beyonce went to Cheeseburger Baby. I was in the courthouse district an hour or so ago when I saw the strangest thing: Baseball superstars David Ortiz and Jose Batista strolling down Northeast 1st Avenue, in full baseball uniform. It was…
Florida is a pretty horrible place to be an animal. That’s due at least in part to the great conglomeration of weirdos and cretins here, of course, but stone-age animal cruelty laws have a lot to do with it as well. A few Florida senators have done their part by…
Wilfredo Ruiz, you lying liar. Miami resident Ruiz has been charged with dousing his wife with gasoline and trying to set her on fire — on Christmas morning, with their kids in the house. But when we last spoke to him, he told us that he was innocently fueling a…
A recent GQ profile of once-high-flying NFL star Terrell Owens — who’s now close to broke despite earning more than $80 million — has shined a national spotlight this month on his South Florida agent, Drew Rosenhaus, and financial advisor, Jeff Rubin. T.O. has lambasted Rosenhaus’s management and sued over…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
Florida’s weirdest proposed laws: Purple trees, barking frogs and slow golf carts
Note: We don’t want Ron Paul to stop existing from this earthly plane, Paul-heads. We want him to stop existing in politics, in the Herman Cain way.Click here to read our favorite comments left on this blog. Ron Paul, the frantic and slightly unnerving uncle at Thanksgiving dinner who won’t…
Early morning yesterday, Miami super-strippers Skrawberry (left) and Tip Drill vaulted to the top of the political punditry heap when they crashed a South Beach filming of Morning Joe. With the Florida primary vote going down today, we caught up with these acrobatic pole-dancing Howard Zinns for their take on…
Joe Scarborough’s political news show came to South Beach this morning, and was crashed by two of Miami’s most badass strippers and a presumed beef magnate. We’re loyal fans of King of Diamonds’ top dancer Tip Drill, who topped our prestigious list of the ten best strippers under forty. We’re…
Every year, Florida lawmakers propose more than a thousand bills. Some of them are admirable and important changes designed to make our streets safer, our schools better, and our citizenry healthier. Then there are the other 92 percent. Here are the eight most awesomely befuddling and obscure bills from this…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
A former student at Ronald W. Reagan/Doral Senior High School has filed a lawsuit against the district, claiming that his face was used to illustrate a school newspaper article on sexually transmitted diseases in teenagers. After the article, kids teased him with the nickname “STD Boy”…
Our profile of Victoria Jackson, Saturday Night Live cast member turned Tea Party-lovin’, Bible-thumpin’ Fox News screamer, was published in several Village Voice Media newspapers yesterday. Jackson made clear late last night she thought it was a “hit piece” typical of the liberal media. She sent us a “rebuttal,” which…
Mitt Romney must be destroyed: 15 reasons to stop the Mormon cyborg
Victoria Jackson’s excellent Tea Party adventure
Victoria Jackson’s rebuttal to this story (and New Times‘ counter-rebuttal)
Before we spent way too much time with Victoria Jackson– the Miami-residing former Saturday Night Live castmember who has become a raving Tea Party luminary– we got to know her new she-can’t-be-serious persona the way the rest of America did: by gawking at online videos of her being bizarrely riveting…
Rick Perry has dropped out of the race and returned to Racial Slur Hideaway, Herman Cain is now making unwanted advances on his housecats, Rick Santorum’s last name is a synonym for booty juice, and Newt Gingrich is an angry, sexed-up troll with facial hemorrhoids. Even with Newt’s victory in…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
