Best of Miami 2011: Behind the Scenes Video

Best of Miami 2011 is almost upon us! One more day and we’ll reveal all the winners in 345 categories. But before then, we wanted to show you how we put together this year’s theme, “The Rising.”Happy zombies took over our photo shoot in attempt to capture the best the…

Rokbar Closes After Seven Years

An anomaly among nightclubs and lounges in South Beach, Rokbar was a favorite among locals and downtowners who wanted something a bit more authentic than what the area usually afforded. Unfortunately, effective immediately, Rokbar has closed its doors for good.”I came onboard a year ago and we had plans for…

B More, Not Less

We’ve always been a little confused by Bart B More’s name. B More, whose real name is Bart van der Meer, is Dutch, but his DJ moniker suggests Baltimore, Maryland, specifically Baltimore club music. There is little, if any, “B More” influence in his music. Electro, techno, and house are…

Jacuzzi Boys’ Glazin’ Hitting You in The Face August 30

West Palm Beach may have Surfer Blood. But Miami’s got Jacuzzi Boys and Crossfade wouldn’t have it any other way.The trio has been churning out tracks since 2007. And after releasing their debut album No Seasons in 2009, we’ve been left wanting more. Finally, the band has announced that its…

STK $150 Gift Certificate, No Strings Attached Super-Mega Giveaway!

Thanks to the kind people at Paramount, Short Order readers can win one of the best giveaways ever. Prize includes a Blu-ray copy of No Strings Attached, the romantic comedy starring Oscar-winner Natalie Portman and Charlie Sheen-replacement Ashton Kutcher. But in order to make this a complete date night and the…

Queer Eye for the Stage

When Bravo premiered Queer Eye for the Straight Guy in 2003, it catapulted metrosexuality into mainstream culture. But even South Park noted the absurdity of the show and its gay-looking-but-straight fad. Was it OK for breeders to appropriate everything fun about gay culture without having experienced any of the hardships?…

Top Five ’90s Accessories From Tamagotchi to Pagers

A while back, Cultist wrote about the return of ’90s fashion thanks to a New York Times profile of the Elaine Benes look making a comeback. With Vagabond hosting ’90s Homecoming this weekend, we wanted to pay homage to the smaller accessories that made living in the ’90s so totally…

Restaurant.com $25 Gift Certificate Giveaway!

Huzzah! We’re back with another giveaway and this one’s big. Restaurant.com is offering Short Order readers a chance to win one of four (yes, FOUR) $25 gift certificates to use on Restaurant.com.What’s Restaurant.com, you ask? The site offer deals at some of the best restaurant across the United States, including…

Top Chef: The Tour Arrives in Miami June 1

Do you swoon when you hear Fabio Vivian speak? Squeal every time Clara Hall says “Hootie hoo”? Well, then you are in luck, because Top Chef is taking its show on the road. The creatively named Top Chef: The Tour will stop in South Florida starting June 1 at Lincoln…

Pop Goes the Crunk

When Southern crunk pioneers the Ying Yang Twins yelled out, “Skeet! Skeet!” in their 2003 hit “Get Low,” middle America took it as cutesy hip-hop slang like bling or hooptie. Actually, skeet means male ejaculate. No kidding. But when L.A.’s DJ Skeet Skeet assumed the name, his explanation was a…

Identity Festival Tickets On Sale Today

Quick reminder: Tickets for Miami’s stop on the Identity Festival are currently on sale via idfestival.com. Passes range from $40 general admission to $400 on-stage VIP, which includes food and drinks.And in an interesting turn of events, we received a press release stating that Ultra Music Festival is now co-sponsoring…

Gordon Biersch $50 Gift Card Giveaway

Hey, Short Order readers, we’re back with another giveaway! This time it’s a $50 gift card to Gordon Biersch. You can get a lot of beer for that kind of money.What to do you have to do win it? We’re going to keep it simple this time. Just go over…

Poll: How Will You Vote in Tuesday’s Election for Miami-Dade Mayor?

Eleven candidates are vying for the job of leading Miami-Dade County after the disastrous missteps taken by Carlos Alvarez that led to a historic recall. Whoever replaces him has the daunting task of rebuilding county hall’s relationship with residents, who these days seem wary of any local politician.So how will…

Lady Gaga Born This Way Haus Party at Mansion May 24

Put your paws up, little monster. Lady Gaga is coming to town. Er, well, sort of. Not really. But her Born This Way album listening party will be hitting SoBe. And thanks to Gaga’s latest commercial partnership with Gilt City, the e-coupon site is offering you a chance to celebrate…

Calling All Kinderwhores

The ’90s were a transitional period. We were coming down from our ’80s cocaine high and settling into a new world that was relatively peaceful and prosperous. President Bill Clinton’s most pressing problem was keeping his wandering eye for full-figured interns in check. The nation’s biggest crisis was the supply…

Identity Festival Miami Lineup Revealed

More news on the upcoming Identity Festival happening August 25 at the Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park: There is now a Miami-specific lineup for the event. And while it unfortunately excludes some of our favorites (Modeselektor and Pete Tong), there are still plenty of reasons to get excited.Acts coming to…