Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs isn’t just a funny name. The London-based DJ/producer is one of the most exciting acts in modern dance music. Sure, he doesn’t don the whole DIY dinosaur getup like he used to, but he still turns a mean tune, shifting beautifully between classic house beats and…
Imagine your last one-night stand (and if you’ve never had one, do us heathens a favor and keep your mouth shut). Now imagine how you left. Did you sneak out in the middle of the night? Did you make awkward small-talk over breakfast, then dip? Did you even give them…
Everyone’s always talkin’ about the hot mamis of Miami, but hello! Have you seen our boys? They’re delicious. You just want to scoop them up and lick them all over like ice-cream, especially during Miami Beach Gay Pride. These divas have worked for these bods, and the Gay Pride Parade…
It’s no secret Miami Beach loves her gays, but once a year, there’s still occasion to cover yourself in rainbows, slap some glitter on, and hit the streets. Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade is the most fun you can have with clothes on, not that you’re expected to wear much…
Ladies and gentleman, the moment we’ve all been waiting for. We are pleased to announce with no uncertainty the weekend has arrived. This weekend is special, because it’s all about being true to yourself. It’s Miami Beach Gay Pride season, and there will be a parade, and a beach day,…
It’s that time of the year again, and if you don’t know, we mean its Best of Miami season. Every year, Miami New Times scours the city for the best people and places in entertainment, arts, food, shopping, music, nightlife, and more. But who are we to say “the best”…
They’re here, they’re queer, and they’re never gonna steer you wrong. Whether you’re in the closet, loud and proud, curious, or just plain fun to be around, let your true self shine at Miami Beach Gay Pride, kicking off Friday and ending Sunday. It’s an LGBT extravaganza, and all colors…
Calling all motorheads! Miami’s oldest bar is about to showcase some old hot rods, and if you’re a vintage collector, appreciator, or just plain vintage yourself, this fest will be fun on a few levels. It’s an old-school vibe at the Old Soul Young Blood 2014 Vintage Motorcycle Festival, displaying…
The Museum of Contemporary Art filed a legal complaint Monday against the City of North Miami and is suing for damages. In the complaint, MOCA claims the city has failed in its contractual duties to properly maintain and care for the institution legally under its care and, therefore, has “diminished…
Another one bites the dust; the David Castillo Gallery is moving from Wynwood to South Beach. Since 2005, Castillo Gallery has been a strong brick in the foundation of Wynwood’s burgeoning art movement, and in many ways, it helped shape the neighborhood from dilapidated district to holler-worthy hot spot. But…
Second Saturday Art Walk is a week away, but you don’t have to wait to get the arty-party started. Every first Saturday of the month, You and I Are Love packs the TSL Lounge with a pop-up show featuring 12 local artists, both established and up-and-coming, for a truly communal,…
It’s the weekend, and you don’t have any plans yet? Uganda Be Kidding Me. No, really, Chelsea Handler is in town performing her Uganda Be Kidding Me tour as part of the South Beach Comedy Festival, and so are Chris Hardwick and Nick Swardson. Besides all the lols, you should…
The Glitch Mob isn’t your average DJ group. In fact, these guys don’t usually DJ. They’re one of those rare, talented acts who play electronic instruments. And they even help design those instruments, as well as the stage production behind their performances. We’ve caught them in the act and we’ve…
It’s been nearly two whole decades since Mobb Deep shook the rap world with the seminal album The Infamous. Yet despite feuds, jail sentences, ’90s-era violence, and ever-changing trends, the Queens, New York City duo remains as strong and relevant as ever. Today, crew members Havoc and Prodigy run their…
You know what drag queens love? All right, glitter, but even more than that, they love a good karaoke night. Shelly Novak is South Beach’s drag queen of them all, and there’s no one better to host Burger & Beer Joint’s latest and greatest addition: Shelly Novak’s Karaoke Spectacular. With…
It’s been nearly two decades since Mobb Deep shook the rap world with the seminal album The Infamous. Yet despite feuds, jail sentences, ’90s-era violence, and ever-changing trends, the Queens, New York City duo remains as strong and relevant as ever. Today, crew members Havoc and Prodigy run their own…
Uh oh, did the Miami New Times just tweet something about DMT? Legal marijuana? Stripper poles? Beating the crap out of some douchebag and why he deserved it? Honestly, we have no idea what’s about to happen, but Joe Rogan is officially taking over the New Times marketing twitter account…
Hey lady, you’ve been working hard. Don’t you think you’ve earned a night out with the girls? A night on the town doesn’t have to be expensive, especially not with the Voice Daily Deal on the South Florida Women’s Expo, on sale now for your enjoyment Friday, May 9. There’s…
It was a big night for South Florida theater as a year’s worth of blood, sweat, and tears paid off at the 38th-Annual Carbonell Awards, held at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts. All in all, Miami-Dade County ran the show with a total of nine awards, but it…
We’ve all seen them. They’re gorgeous, perfectly unattainable beauties with grace, poise, and loads of talent. They’re the go-go dancers of Ultra Music Festival, and they’re dressed in fantastic costumes, floating from the rafters, and charming the crowd from lofty pedestals flanked by fire and lasers. But who are these…
A pent-house suite, half-drunken champagne, and dildos greet you on stage before the performance even begins, and the first word of the play is a four-letter word for sex. No, this is not just any play, it’s Clark Gable Slept Here, a lively, scandalous peek into the dark and seedy…
What is it about Ultra Music Festival that makes the young kids go crazy? Can this year’s UMF top the twin weekends of 2013? Does it live up to the hype? What’s better: PLUR or molly? These are the hard-hitting questions that we asked the brave souls of Ultra 2014…
