It’s a fine line between pure genius and utter insanity. Many musicians have made a career out of toeing that line. Or, uh, totally jumping it and never looking back. As it turns out, May is Mental Health Awareness Month. And since batshit crazy people don’t care what month it…
Steve Aoki is the DJ equivalent of Shamu. If you’re in the first ten rows, you’re gonna get splashed. It used to be that you only had to worry about some sweat and a champagne shower. Of course, though, Aoki’s gotta keep raising the ante. So there’s a good chance…
Today must be a holiday or something. When we woke up this morning, there was a present from our dealer on the doorstep, containing ten types of weed named after rock, pop, and rap songs. It’s like the radio came to life and embedded itself in our bowls. So far,…
New Year’s Eve will be a little less rockin’ without the smiling face of “America’s oldest teenager,” Dick Clark. The beloved media mogul passed away today after suffering a heart attack at the age of 82, leaving behind a television legacy that will be hard to top. Way before Ryan…
Music videos are the ultimate promotional tool. Sometimes they tell a story. Sometimes they bring the concert into our homes. And sometimes they just slam us in the face with superfast editing and more erratic, bright lights than is medically advisable. Everyone knows the best vids come with a surgeon…
Win free tickets to Afrojack’s Jacked Summer Tour at Mansion Miami on June 15 and 16. Dutch DJ-producer Afrojack just announced his Jacked summer tour with a stop at Miami’s Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park on Saturday, June 16, and it’s being billed as his most ambitious roadtrip to date…
Sweden gets a lot of things right. Everyone knows Swedes are gorgeous. They also make awesome meatballs. And when it comes to inexpensive, DIY furniture, IKEA’s got the entire house on lock. Of course, we gotta add awesome house producers to this list of Swedish shit we love. And on…
Booty bass never went out of style in Miami. And now it’s experiencing a resurgence all across the nation. So, of course, it’s time for the banging debut track and music video from Otto Von Schirach, Debbie D, and the Miami Booty Club. And it’s super effing dirty! Featuring vocals…
Oh my god, bruh. On Wednesday, the world was blessed with a rare speech, straight from the heart of the swag-est, most gorgeous rapper alive, Lil B the Based God. Some people said he didn’t deserve to speak at prestigious NYU, but he proved them wrong with an hour and…
MillionYoung at the Vagabond April 13
Flosstradamus at Mansion April 13
Your mama is so one-in-a-million. Just, like, the best you ever had. So why not make up for all that bitching you did when she was just trying to raise you right? Go show her a good time this Mother’s Day. Sure, sexy isn’t what we usually think mom needs…
All right, we know what you’re thinking. There’s no way you’ll ever admit to liking a Justin Bieber song. He’s a twerp, a too-eager evil of the YouTube generation. But hear us out. On his new single, “Boyfriend,” from his forthcoming third album, Believe, the Biebz demonstrates a new, ridiculously…
The last time singing dinosaurs were cool (read: Barney), we were barely old enough to ride in the passenger seat. Back then, our idea of a good dino song was sing “Apples and Bananas” as many ways as possible. But now we’re older and demand something more sophisticated from our…
Midnight Conspiracy aren’t really evil, but they are some of the banginest motherfuckers in Chicago’s EDM scene. Back home, they’re known for their killer parties, bass heavy sets, and dark-themed clothing line. Now, Mikul Wing and Louis Kha are hitting the road armed with backpacks full of bangers and a…
Who’s feeling overdue for some grown-and-sexy chillwave romance? Wait no longer, lonely dance-floor hearts! ‘Cause MillionYoung will be at The Vagabond for an intimate performance on Friday, April 13. This South Florida native is sure to help you shake it down with his under-the-radar hooks and sentimental melodies, backed by…
Yep, it’s official. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are doing it, and they’re in love. Or at least that’s what West said on his new track, “Theraflu,” produced by Miami’s own DJ Khaled (We da best!). But that’s not all the contro rapper revealed in his new spot. He also…
Yes, Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week are over. But that doesn’t mean the uhntz-uhntz is dead and gone. On Friday, April 13, Mansion is bringing the party back with Flosstradamus. If you didn’t catch J2K and Autobot at last month’s Fool’s Gold showcase, don’t miss this chance to…
Lamarckism, the idea that a person can pass on traits acquired in life to their offspring, has been around since the early 1900s. In 2012, however, it’s triggered a revival in the worst way. Some asshole thinks it might be a good idea to form the Beatles – Next Generation,…
Mary J. Blige has been through a lot. She’s a powerhouse of feminine strength and wisdom; a shining beacon of exemplary light for us girls everywhere. She killed it at Jazz in the Gardens, but apparently she took time out to make some deals with another Miami resident, Burger King…
There’s been a lot of chatter on the internet about swag rapper Lil B Based God’s upcoming guest lecture at NYU. Come April 11, the master chef pretty boy himself will impart what he told Fuse, “a real progressive talk and when everybody leaves, their lives will be changed.” You may…
Woah, wait a minute. What happened this weekend? We thought we were in Miami. But as soon as we crossed over Biscayne Boulevard we found ourselves in the middle of EDM insanity. We were surrounded by thousands of colorful, crazy-eyed people-creatures. Some of them had furry ears and tails, some…
