Are you excited to take a behind the scenes look at the Miami Dolphins on HBO’s Hard Knocks? Because the players sure aren’t. Tight end Anthony Fasano says groans echoed through the locker room when the team was informed they’d be pulling double duty as reality TV stars…
OK, it’s not just A-Rod in LeBron’s corner anymore. None other than Michael Jordan thinks the Heat are going to win the championship this year. The legend didn’t make any sort of public pronouncement, but apparently that’s what was overheard last night when he took in the game at Haven…
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A 60-year-old woman in Port St. Lucie was arrested after sexy times with her 45-year-old boyfriend turned violent. She asked her beau to get olive oil from the kitchen to use as lube, and when he got back also asked if he brought the PAM cooking spray. The man misunderstood…
God gave Juergen Heinricher a tree trunk for a neck. Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputies gave him a ride to jail.The 30-year-old Melbourne man was arrested after a nurse caught him skinny dipping in a pool with his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter, and then trying to lock the nurse in a bedroom…
A Department of Justice report slammed Miami-Dade County jails for their disgusting conditions back in August of 2011, and now ten months later it doesn’t appear anyone has bothered to clean up the place. A corrections officer at the Dade County jail in West Miami-Dade leaked photos of the still…
Double Ds? Honey, please. Local mother Lacey Wildd won’t stop until she has size triple M breast implants. Yes, the already busty Miami-based mother of six hopes to crack the top five list of biggest breasts of the world by going under the knife for a thirteenth time. Her story…
Still bogged down by ridiculous student loans? Don’t even worry about it. Obviously, if you work real, real hard in the name of this great country of America and love capitalism enough you’ll pay them off in no time.Oh, wait, what’s that? Senator Marco Rubio, who is 41 years old,…
Don’t worry guys, a beloved sports figure of the utmost integrity has finally spoken up and lent his support to our perhaps unfairly vilified LeBron James. Oh, wait, just kidding, it’s Alex Rodriguez.”Sometimes I feel so bad for him,” Rodriguez said this morning on ESPN New York’s The Michael Kay…
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Much like Rodney Dangerfield, Ozzie Guillen gets no respect. A recent poll of 100 current MLB players by Men’s Journal reveals that the Venezuelan loud mouth is the least respected baseball manager currently in the league. He ran away with the dishonor by a wide margin…
Rep. Connie Mack IV is abandoning his southwest Florida congressional seat to run for Senate, and he’s endorsed Tea Party favorite Henry “Trey” Radel III to succeed him. Oddly, Radel has a history of owning such fine websites as CasaDeLasPutas.com, Mamadita.com, and SexGuideOnline.com…
Former Republican Party of Florida Chairman Jim Greer is preparing for his trial on several corruption charges. His former friend and ex-Governor Charlie Crist is cooperating with the prosecution. So, in what seems like a pretty shady and downright desperate move, Greer’s camp is leaking several rumors to the press…
From being part of one big three to backing up another?Boston Celtics shooting guard Ray Allen’s contract is up. If he doesn’t end up back in green, ESPN New York reports that the ten-time All Star would heavily consider signing with the Heat. Apparently there aren’t hard feelings that his…
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We don’t recommend anyone go the self-immolation route, but if you’re going to attempt it, at least give it a long, hard thought. It’s not something to do in haste. Kalpeshkumar Patel, a 40-year-old former employee of at a High Spring, Florida gas station was so pissed at his ex-boss he…
Among the number of new voter registration shenanigans being pursued by Gov. Rick Scott, perhaps his new law that requires third-party voter registration groups turn in forms within 48 hours seems the most arbitrary and bizarre. The Daily Show doesn’t quite understand it either, so last night they sent correspondent…
Billy Corben, Miami’s master documentarian, has found himself innocent on charges of being a “Tweeting twit.” Corben, director of films like The U and Cocaine Cowboys, pulled jury duty earlier this year and updated his Twitter and Facebook followers about the inanities of sitting on a jury, but never mentioned…
Last night the Oklahoma City Thunder’s staff introduced the Miami Heat to the sounds of Star Wars’ “Imperial March.” They intended it as some sort of cheap swipe. I couldn’t help but chuckle. After all, I’ve been rooting for a team that’s incorporated Darth Vader’s theme music into their game…
Mark Gold, the lawyer who founded and owns the Ticket Clinic firm, found himself so drunk at the Goldrush strip club in downtown Miami back in 2010 that he wound up charging nearly $19,000 to his credit card. He ended up suing Goldrush, and claimed they never should have accepted his money…
Talk about an occupational hazard. An airtboat captain lost his hand to the jaws of an alligator while giving a tour of the Everglades on Tuesday. Though, officials were later able to capture the gator and retrieve the man’s hand. …
George Zimmerman’s wife, Shellie Zimmerman, now finds herself behind bars in the same facility where her husband is being held on second-degree murder charges. Seminole County Sheriff’s deputies arrested her this afternoon on a single perjury charge. The charge stems from accusations that the Zimmermans lied to the court during…
