Hollywood is working on a new little friend for you to say hello to. According to Deadline.com, Universal is prepping another Scarface movie. Though it’s neither a remake nor a sequel, the idea is to incorporate elements of Brian De Palma’s 1983 Miami-set classic and the 1932 Chicago-set original. That,…
Florida’s own Lady Macbeth, Carole Crist, apparently isn’t a big fan of being just a simple trial lawyer’s wife. She married a superstar politician after all, so maybe it’s no surprise she’s privately asking about the possibility of hubby Charlie Crist making a return to politics — this time, however,…
Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s quick shot to the front of the GOP-primary pack certainly has a lot of conservatives pleased. But liberals have a reason to be happy too. The general thinking right now is that Perry appeals less to general-election voters than his main rival, Mitt Romney, and thus…
You told us LeBron that you’d win us seven or more NBA champions, you told us you would. So, now what? You’re taking back that promise in a burger commercial? We believed you when you said, “Not 5, not 6, not 7… we can win MULTIPLE championships,” while the entire…
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Recent research seems to suggest that the Tea Party is just the old, trusty religious right wrapped up in a shiny new package. Apparently, South Florida Tea Partiers didn’t get the memo. Two Tea Party leaders in the area, which neither appear to be very powerful, have voiced their public…
Leicester Bryce Stovell claims that when he was 29 years old he met a 15-year-old Gloria James, took her home, loved her up without the benefit of a condom, and that nine months later little LeBron popped out. That’s skeevy enough, but once James became famous, Stovell decided to cash…
An armed man made off with an undisclosed amount of cash this morning after robbing a Miami Beach branch of Wells Fargo. The incident occurred at 1901 Alton Rd. around 7:45 a.m. The man fired shots at employees, though no one was hurt…
Sure, Channing Crowder is no longer a member of the Miami Dolphins, but he seems to be determined to keep his position as the team’s biggest loudmouth. The temporarily “retired” linebacker was on the Joe Rose Show this morning on WQAM and unleashed some harsh words for Dolphins QB Chad Henne. …
Love the taste of a glass of milk after you’ve ravaged it with half a sleeve of Oreo cookies, but perhaps your gut would like you to avoid, you know, eating half a sleeve of them? Well, four Miami Ad School students have a solution: the Orea tea bag. Finally, a tea…
Part of ABC’s plan to relaunch the Charlie’s Angels franchise involves bringing a new class of lady spies to the sexy new city of Miami, and they’ve actually been shooting here. The series debuts tomorrow night. However, it seems the choice to shoot in Miami has brought more sexual harassment…
For the second time this month, gunmen have opened fire outside Secrets Strip Club at 11340 Biscayne Blvd. in North Miami. The latest incident happened early this morning and resulted in the death of one man. Another man was injured…
It’s hard to get the Miami-Dade County Commission to agree on anything, but every single member voted today for a resolution that asks the state legislature to cool it on all those crazy conservative immigration bills they’ve been trying to pass. The Florida Legislature will, more than likely, totally ignore…
From rubber penises to fiberglass cocks, the wacky news in the wang-shaped state never ends.One of those 70-pound fiberglass rooster sculptures that dot Calle Ocho in Little Havana has been stolen, according to the Miami Herald. The rooster once stood guard proudly outside El Pub, at 1548 SW Eighth Street, but…
A Manatee County police officer’s methods to arrest a hooker seem kind of cruel.
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Back in 2004, when Barack Obama allegedly compared himself to LeBron James, little did he know he’d be setting himself up for a string of conservative zingers that shows no sign of stopping. Former Florida Republican congressman turned MSNBC host Joe Scarborough became the latest right-winger to take note of…
Andreea Barbosa was born with two fully functioning uteruses, and she has put both to good work. On September 15, the 24-year-old Clearwater woman gave birth to two babies — one from each uterus. Doctors say the chances of such a pregnancy happening are one in 5 million…
With Anthony Wiener’s sext scandal and Allen West’s ongoing shenanigans, it’s easy to forget just how horrible Miami’s Rep. David Rivera is. The freshman Republican representative has been under investigation by several state and federal agencies since taking office. Unsurprisingly, he has now been named among the “Most Corrupt” politicians…
Nelson Walker might be the Dolphins number one fan. He actually wears a Dolphins jersey in public without an accompanying paper bag over his head. Walker was even donning the aqua jersey when he showed up in court on charges that he and a friend stuffed two Dolphins jerseys and…
Unfortunately for Miami Heat fans, the NBA lockout has not put a lock on the mouth of Charles Barkley, the unofficial president of the Anti-Heat Fan Club. Barkley was on Dan LeBatard’s new ESPN2 show on Friday, and while he may be out of a broadcasting job himself next season,…
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