Miami Herald Dolphins reporter Armando Salguero sure is mighty pissed that the paper dared report on news from the National Enquirer that an upcoming biography about Sarah Palin includes claims she once boofed Miami Heat star Glen Rice in the ’80s. According to Random Pixels, Salguero was so irate he sent out…
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Steven Martonffy, a member of the Miami Beach Fire Department, sits behind bars today after allegedly driving a city vehicle while drunk and then crashing it into a parked car early this morning…
In a weird way, Lil Wayne is the ideal of Republican manhood. He’s a self-made businessman worth millions. He loves capitalistic excess. He hates taxes so much sometimes he forget to pay them. He clearly believes in the right to bear arms. Yet President Carter has little love for the GOP and…
This year’s Major League Baseball season isn’t over, but for the Florida Marlins, it pretty much is.In fact, the Florida Marlins are technically pretty much over. Next year, they’ll be in that new stadium with a new name, and the MLB has announced that the team will play the very…
Is there Twitter trouble in basketball paradise? Dwyane Wade and LeBron James took to Twitter to insult each other. Actually it was in good fun, because, as we’re beginning to notice, these guys are so totally bored during the NBA lockout…
Meet Jesus Rodolfo Hernandez. During his short tenure with the Miami-Dade Police Department, he racked up enough controversy to qualify as one of the worst people to wear the department’s badge. After being thrown off the force in disgrace, the 26-year-old apparently turned to the illegal sale of monkeys and…
Miami-native turned internet scourge Perez Hilton will be back in town this weekend while hosting two different events to promote his new children’s book. Apparently there are still people out there who want to meet Perez Hilton?Anyway, the Belen Jesuit grad also unleashed his latest website to the world today:…
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Things weren’t so nice in the First United Methodist Church on Niceville a few Sundays ago. Apparently a 14-year-old boy, bored with the pastor’s sermon, decided to whip his little flesh pulpit out and go to town in the middle of service…
A woman in her 60s was found dead on an Opa-locka street early this morning. Police believe she was shot through the back, but have released few other details…
Kelly Rowland and Jennifer Hudson were not holding a seminar on how to climb out of Beyoncé Knowles’s shadow. While visiting Rowland’s Miami Beach home, they were filming a segment for the British edition of Simon Cowell’s X Factor, on which Rowland is now a judge. But the shoot was…
Miami Dolphins fans certainly had a lot to curse about during last night’s game, though few of us had the duties of announcing the game live on television. ESPN analyst Ron Jaworski, a former Dolphins player, officially turned the broadcast into a shit show when he let out the four-letter expletive while…
Cuba’s Raúl Castro has rocketed up the rankings of Foreign Policy’s list of the world’s worst dictators. He now sits at fourth in the world, up from just 21st last year. Sure, Castro has done a lousy, despotic job at leadership in the past year, but we can’t give him…
The University of Miami has risen nine spots in the latest edition of US News & World Report’s annual college rankings. The school is now ranked the 38th best in the nation, up from the 47th position last year. For the second year in a row, the school is the…
Controversial former All-Star slugger Manny Ramirez was arrested in Broward County earlier tonight on charges of domestic battery. Ramirez, 39, allegedly slapped his wife so hard she fell back and hit her head on the headboard in the bedroom of their Weston home. Updated…
Well, undoubtedly the line President Obama used most during his jobs speech last week was “Pass this jobs bill.” Though, he also managed to slip in the phrase “Lets get to work.” Which, besides being a somewhat common phrase in its own right, it also the favored slogan of Florida…
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Tayshana Murphy, an 18-year-old basketball star in Manhattan who was being heavily recruited by the University of Miami women’s basketball team, was fatally gunned down this past weekend in what appears to be a tragic case of mistaken identity. Murphy, ranked the 16th best point guard in the nation in…
John Stemberger, the top dog of Florida’s religious right and the man who spearheaded the amendment that banned gay marriage and civil unions in Florida, has officially endorsed Texas Gov. Rick Perry in the presidential nomination. Though Stemberger is chummy with Michele Bachmann, he doesn’t think she can win, and as for Mitt Romney,…
Dwyane Wade has spent a good chunk of his lockout time hobnobbing with the fashion elite. First he was spotted at the men’s shows in Milan and Paris before introducing his own designer watch. Then he played model for VMan, and just last week, he was in New York for Fashion’s Night…
Guys, do you ever wonder what you would call yourself if you woke up one day and suddenly found yourself in a woman’s body (*cough* Kylie, obviously *cough*)? Because LeBron James certainly has. He took to Twitter today to introduce the world to his “sister” (AKA drag persona) LeBre’sha…
