Guilty Verdict in Coral Gables High Stabbing Trial

Nineteen-year-old Andy Rodriguez has been found guilty of the second-degree murder of 17-year-old Juan Carlos Rivera. The two teens, then both students at Coral Gables Senior High School, got into a fight at the school in September 2009 that ended with Rodriguez fatally stabbing Rivera with box cutter…

Tropical Storm Emily Prepared to Mess Up Your Weekend

While it’s not projected to directly hit South Florida, or any part of the state for that matter, Tropical Storm Emily has all the makings of one of those classic, seriously annoying hurricanes. So, even under the best-case scenario, prepare to have a serious dampening damper put on your weekend…

Rick Scott to Rip Off Bob Graham’s Workdays

Former Democratic governor and senator Bob Graham still reigns as one of Florida’s most respected and beloved politicians, and his workdays remain legendary. Throughout his career, Graham would make it a point to work full eight-hour days at common jobs throughout Florida. Stuck with some of the worst poll numbers…

Jason Taylor Returns to Miami Dolphins, Again

Football’s greatest on-again, off-again team-player love affair is officially back on. Jason Taylor is coming back to the Miami Dolphins for his third stint. The 36-year-old is expected to fill the team’s need for a depth pass rusher. So does this mean he’s officially the most popular guy on the…

Rick Scott Calls New Times Article Inappropriate

This past June, reporters from two of our sister papers, New Times Broward-Palm Beach and the Dallas Observer, hunted down a tip that Gov. Rick Scott has a brother residing in Texas who was living off government handouts and with a criminal record that included drug possession. It was mildly ironic,…

Another Tourist Run Over on Florida Beach by Police Vehicle

Just imagine the possible tourism campaign: “Visit Florida’s Beaches: The nicest places to get run over in the world.”Yes, for the second time in a month, another tourist visiting the state has been run over by a public vehicle. This incident occurred in Daytona and involves a part-time lifeguard in…

Hugo Chavez Releases Exercise Video

It’s the hottest aerobics video starring a communist-sympathizer since The Jane Fonda Workout.It’s the craze sweeping hoards of South Americans looking to drop a few kilograms in time for summer.It’s the latest sign that Venezuela’s president is further sinking into some sort of out-of-touch Kim Jong Il-styled insanity.It’s the Hugo…

SpongeBob SquarePants Robs Florida 7-Eleven

What you see on your right is not an image from your nightmare nor a still from a Kubrick-inspired horror film. What you see is a capture from security footage depicting a very real Florida robbery in which a man dressed in a SpongeBob SquarePants mask held up a 7-Eleven…

Dolphins Cut Channing Crowder

So long, Channing Crowder. According to CBS Miami, the Dolphins have cut the always entertaining linebacker. A former Florida Gator, Crowder was drafted by the Fins in 2005 and has played his entire pro career in Miami…

Hugo Chavez Plans to Rule Venezuela Until At Least 2031

Hugo Chavez certainly isn’t helping the notion that he’s not some sort of brutal dictator. We mean, how many non-dictators declare they hope to continue ruling their country for at least 20 more years? A cancer-stricken Chavez celebrated his 57th birthday yesterday and told the crowd he hoped to remain…

Casey Anthony Offered $500,000 to Pose Nude for Hustler

Apparently, a Casey Anthony Halloween mask is worth nearly a million dollars, but naked Casey Anthony pictures are only worth half that. Hustler kingpin Larry Flynt was on Nancy Grace last night for some reason, where he announced a $500,000 offer to “Tot Mom” to bare all in his magazine…