Send Your Kids to Florida’s Tea Party Summer Camp

Are you a faithful member of the Tea Party? Are you worried that your kids, little Ronnie and Reagan, aren’t fully committed to your political cause? Well, why not have them stay with a relative in Tampa for a week to attend a Tea Party summer camp where they can…

Lie: Rick Scott Infers He’s Better at Creating Job Than Obama

It’s one thing for a politician to twist facts and figures to support his own agenda. Unfortunately, it’s just business as usual for the political class. It’s quite another for a politician to have such little faith in the intelligence of his constituents that he straight-up lies about figures anyone…

Elderly Man Drowns in Biscayne Bay

A body found in Biscayne Bay this morning is believed to be that of an elderly man who accidentally drowned. A passerby had spotted the body floating in the bay around Southeast 15th Road and Brickell Bay Drive…

Report: Erik Spoelstra’s Job is Safe

Oh, no, Spo’ won’t go. According to reports from The Boston Globe (of all papers), Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra’s job is safe for next year. Its sources also claim that at no point in the season was Spoelstra’s job ever in danger…

Stephen Colbert Bashes LeBron James

Everybody has an opinion about the Miami Heat’s loss, including Stephen Colbert. America’s favorite fake pundit took on LeBron James and the Miami Heat last night in his spor repor, explaining, “Everyone knew they were destined to win, and personally I’m offended they were forced to prove it by playing…

Las Vegas Odds Makers: Heat Favored to Win 2012 Finals

Let’s hope you didn’t burn any of your Miami Heat championship party decorations last night, because according to Las Vegas odds makers, Dwyane Wade and company are already the frontrunners for the 2012 finals. Apparently winning last night hasn’t made Dirk Nowitzki and his Dallas Mavericks favorites to repeat, and…

Rep. Allen West Fires Intern for Pro-Gay Tweet

Tea Party favorite Palm Beach-area Rep. Allen West will not have his good name tarnished by any gay nonsense, no sir. The social conservative and staunch opponent of gay rights fired an intern after the poor kid retweeted a pro-gay message by the Scissor Sisters…

Could Charlie Crist Take on Rick Scott in 2014 As a Democrat?

Gov. Rick Scott’s leadership hasn’t given Floridians much to celebrate. He’s the most unpopular governor in America, and his poll numbers don’t appear to be getting any better. But Democrats see a silver lining in the dark cloud. Scott’s deep unpopularity gives them renewed electoral hope. In fact, there’s already talk…

Hurricanes Have Eighth Best 2012 Recruiting Class, So Far

You know what we could use right now? Some positive sports news on this, the Miami sports fans’ somber morning of despair. Thankfully, things are looking up for that team that originally brought this town a boastful, brash, and talent-rich line up that inspired so, so much hatred. Yes, the…

Javarris James Arrested for Marijuana Possession in Fort Myers

Well, at least he managed to keep out of trouble while he was with the ‘Canes.Indianapolis Colts running back Javarris James was arrested last night by police in Fort Myers, Fl and charged with misdemeanor charges of marijuana possession. James, the cousin of former ‘Canes and Colts legend Edgerrin James,…

Mark Foley Advises Anthony Weiner to Step Down

You know things are getting bad for Anthony Weiner when even Mark Foley thinks he should step down. Foley gave his first national television interview to Fox News’ Sean Hannity last night, and though it was scheduled long before Weinergate, obviously the issue popped up…