Shaq Finally Retires from Basketball

As the Miami Heat are on the hunt for the second NBA Championship, the big man who helped them secure their first has announced his retirement from professional basketball. After 19 seasons in the NBA, four championships rings, 15 trips to the All-Star Game, an MVP award and six teams,…

The Philippines’ Vice President is Praying the Heat Win

The NBA Finals feels like Miami versus the World, but there’s at least an entire other nation rooting wildly for the Heat: The Philippines. Yes, Coach Erik Spoelstra’s mother is a native of the Pacific nation, and Spoelstra is the first Filipino-American head coach of any major North American professional…

Miami-Dade May Name Street “Marco Rubio Way”

Senator Marco Rubio has only been in office for a few months, but Miami-Dade County may soon name a street in his honor. Commissioner Rebecca Sosa is sponsoring a resolution that would rename a stretch of Southwest 15th Street between 57th Avenue and 67th Avenue as “Marco Rubio Way.”…

LeBron James Defends Jim Tressel

LeBron James may be on the brink of winning Miami an NBA Championship. Man that’ll feel almost as good as that time the Miami Hurricanes beat Ohio State in the 2003 Fiesta Bowl to take home the BCS Championship. Oh wait…James is seriously testing our Miami sports fan heart strings…

Matt Drudge Using Urban Beach Weekend to Stoke Racial Flames

The Drudge Report still reigns supreme as an influential aggregator of right wing-leaning news and is run by the increasingly reclusive Matt Drudge out of his home that, as of last report, is somewhere in an undisclosed portion of Miami. Unsurprisingly, he’s decided to blow up the incidents on Miami…

Dear America: Stop Criticizing Miami Heat Fans

Dear America:We address you as ambassadors of sorts from the culturally sovereign nation of Miami-Dade. It has recently come to our attention that the “Miami Heat,” a professional sporting concern that represents our city in your National Basketball Association, has advanced to a series that will crown this organization’s annual…

Dan Gelber: Rick Scott Doesn’t Care About Florida People

Former Miami Beach Democratic-state-senator-turned-failed- attorney-general-candidate Dan Gelber doesn’t want his political relevance to fade away (and the man may have a bright future in Florida politics yet), so he’s reminded everyone he’s still around by posting a blistering attack on Florida’s easiest target: Gov. Rick Scott. In fact, Scott makes…