Miami Is the Brazilian Butt-Lift Capital of America

In the words of Liberty City poet Trina: “Who got more ass than the average bitch? You know it’s the baddest bitch. Number ten in the face, slim in the waist, fat in the ass, do you want a taste?”Yes, Trina, apparently Miami does want a healthy serving of plump…

University of Miami Disciplines Student Group Protesting Overtown Project for Writing With Chalk on Sidewalk

The University of Miami is constructing a multimillion-dollar, state-of-the-art Life Science and Technology Park in the heart of the historically impoverished Overtown neighborhood near downtown Miami. But the project has been wrought with controversy. Neighborhood activists claim the project, built with public funding because it would create jobs, has not…

Florida Mom Threatened to Kill Son For Not Getting Haircut

Something about being a mother makes a woman want to make sure than her male offspring have the neatest, tidiest hair possible. Usually when a son forgoes regular barbering it usually results in sighs of, “Fine, just walk around town with your hair all a mess and let everyone think…

Husband Comes Home to Find Wife Dead in Pool of Blood

Percy Palomino walked into his home in Southwest Miami-Dade at about 1 a.m. on Sunday only to find his wife, Elizabeth Palomino, dead laying in a pool of her own blood. Police are investigating the brutal murder, but so far have released no information on possible suspects of motives…

Hurricanes’ Ramon Buchanan’s Felony Charges Will Be Dropped

Miami Hurricanes linebacker Ramon Buchanon’s arrest on felony charges in Coconut Grove last month may have put a dent on the team’s recent clean image, but the felony charges against him will be dropped assuming he completes a pre-trial diversion program. Buchanon had previously been reinstated to the team…

The Heat’s Road to the NBA Championship

The day is almost here. After one of the most scrutinized regular seasons afforded to any team in just about all of NBA history the Miami Heat are set to play their first play-off game with LeBron James and Chris Bosh joining Dwyane Wade in red and black tomorrow. They’ll…

A Short History of Underaged Porn Scandals

Child porn is a cut-and-dry legal situation, but rare cases where an underage performer deceives otherwise legitimate producers of adult pornography by producing forged legal documents has a much more murky legal history.RK Netmedia, producers of the popular Reality Kings network of sites, finds themselves in hot legal water for…

Luther Campbell is Now an Art Film Star Too

We’ve got a theory that mayoral candidate, New Times columnist and 2 Live Crew visionary Luther Campbell is becoming something of a Miami hipster icon. For one thing he’s a New Times columnist. He’s also been hosting parties at downtown haunt Grand Central. Now he’s lent his acting skills to…