Jesus Alvarez Set His Girlfriend on Fire

Miami-Dade Police are on the hunt for Jesus Alvarez, 41, after he set his girlfriend on fire following a fight in their mobile home. The incident occurred yesterday after 6 p.m. in the 2200 block of NW 27th Avenue. The woman is at Jackson Memorial Hospital in serious condition…

Miami Is One of America’s Soberest Cities

Miami has an image of hedonism, but the city rarely makes any list concerning alcohol. In fact, the Daily Beast now tells us we’re one of America’s soberest cities. Sure, we’re only 23, but how did we even end up on the list in the first place?…

Miami Ranked 10th Most Dangerous Spring Break Destination

It’s that time of year when college students across the country take a break from their busy schedules of binge-drinking in hoodies and sweatpants in dorms and frat houses to change it up and binge-drink in bikinis on beaches. Yes, it’s spring break. As always, South Florida attracts its fair…

Four Women Claim Sexual Assault at Doral Golf Resort and Spa

Four women have come forward and claimed they were sexually assaulted by employees at the spa at Doral Golf Resort & Spa. Two woman came forward with their allegations in early February, and now, according to NBCMiami, two other women plan to sue the resort for sexual assault by spa workers…

305 Photo of the Day: Porta-Potties Forever

Today’s photo, of portable toilets lined up for last weekend’s Winter Party, comes from Phillip Pessar’s Flickr. If you’d like to see your photo here, join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes…

Miami Heat’s Number One Fan Wears Uggs

At recent Miami Heat home games, there have been not only groans and “ugh”s in the stands, but also Uggs. As in those ugly furry boots that University of Miami sorority sisters wear with miniskirts any time the temperature dips below 70. Those crimes against footwear really have no business…

Rick Scott’s Staff Gets Bitchy With Reporters

Former Gov. Charlie Crist gave out his personal cell phone number to journalists and kept their favorite beers stocked in his office. In stark contrast, current Gov. Rick Scott and his staff seem to have an unhealthy amount of disdain for the press corps. It all began with the proposal…

LeBron James Sued Over Atlanta Nightclub Shenanigans

LeBron James left money on the table when he decided to sign with the Miami Heat, so maybe he’s trying to make up the difference with a string of paid nightclub appearances you’d expect from a Jersey Shore cast member. According to court documents, James was slated to appear at…

Miami Couple Arrested for Contaminated Cheese Smuggling

Cheese smuggling sounds like some sort of weird euphemism, but in this case we really mean that two people in Miami have been arrested for smuggling contaminated cheese into the country. Yuri Izurieta, 41, and Anneri Izurieta, 46, husband and wife, and their company, Naver Trading Corp., have been indicted…

Rev. Jeremiah Wright to Speak in Liberty City

Rev. Jeremiah Wright became a household name during the media circus that was the 2008 presidential election. Barack Obama’s former pastor became known for a few cherry picked anti-American seeming sentiments in some of his sermons and resigned form his post at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago in…

Miami is America’s Sixth Sickest City

We’re not quite allergic to The Daily Beast’s trademark city ranking listicle yet, but their latest has us feeling a little sick. According to their statistics, Miami is America’s sixth sickest city. No, that’s not “sick” as in “perverted” or “sick” as in bro-talk for “awesome,” though we have a…