Charles Barkley Calls Chris Bosh an Ugly Girl

With the addition of Chris Bosh to the Eastern Conference’s reserve roster your Miami Heat big three are all officially all stars. Yeah, the Boston Celtics have more All Star players (four on the reserve roster), the Heat have the most in the starting line-up. Of course with two teams…

Miami is One of the Angriest Cities in America

Nothing pisses us off more than these statisically-flawed, silly little city rankings lists. Just in the past few weeks we’ve learned that Miami is one of America’s most rude, vain, and miserable cities. Fittingly, Men’s Health now tells us that when it comes to anger issues we’re in the top…

Forbes: Miami is the Second Most Miserable City in America

According to Forbes, the only good things about living in Miami are the weather and the fact we don’t have a state income tax. Other than that, apparently Miami is a miserable hellhole. So much so that we’re the second most miserable city in America, according to the finance mag’s…

Urban Meyer and Randy Shannon Land Gigs on ESPN

Former UF coach Urban Meyer and former UM coach Randy Shannon saw their careers as heads of two of Florida’s big three college football teams come to an end after this season for very different reasons, but they both appear to be headed to the same place: ESPN of course…

South Beach Wins Award For Having World’s Sexiest Gay Men

It’s really heartwarming to know that people of all different races, religions and sexual orientations can regularly agree on one thing: that South Beach is just one hell of a sexy place. While the readers of mainstream mags like Travel + Leisure regularly cite Miami as being home to the…

Password Protect Your Wireless Router or Risk Child Porn Charges

Malcolm Riddell, a 58-year-old married resident of Sarasota, never got around to password protecting his wireless router. That led to the FBI knocking on his door, holding him up against a wall, and searching his computer for images of child porn according to The Sarasota Herald-Tribune. Riddell wasn’t some pervert…

Heat’s Eddie House Fined $25,000 for “Crotch-Related Gesture”

The NBA doesn’t want you to think about their players’ crotches. As far as they are concerned their players don’t even have crotches, and any player caught in any way pointing to their crotch apparently gets fined $25,000. That’s what happened to the Heat’s Eddie House for his “obscene” “crotch-related…