Johnny Depp Reportedly Catches Bad Case of Bieber Fever

Johnny Depp has apparently been in and around Miami that past few days (he spent most of his youth in Miramar, so perhaps he’s home for the holidays). He watched the Dolphins get their asses handed to them by the Bills on Sunday at Sun Life Stadium, but apparently the…

Pete Carroll’s Son Joins Hurricanes Coaching Staff

The USC Trojans and the Miami Hurricanes aren’t that different: private schools in big warm weather cities with a healthy amount of national championships and a sometimes troubling amount of controversy. The big difference is that ‘Canes haven’t won a national championship since ’01, whereas Trojans have claimed two since…

Anti-LeBron Documentary Gets Funding Through Kickstarter

Because LeBron hate apparently can’t be contained to the internet, sports pages, radio, and ESPN, a new documentary hoping to chronicle “NBA superstar LeBron James’ first season with the Miami Heat, through the eyes of the fans he left behind,” has just meet its goal on Kickstarter. Yep, LeBron hate is…

Miami Mother Arrested for Abandoning Disabled Son at SeaWorld

Rosa Marie Pou, 44 of Miami, was arrested yesterday after allegedly abandoning her severely disabled son at the SeaWorld amusement park in Orlando and then laughing about it. Her son has severe mental and developmental disabilities, and police originally thought he was about 8-years-old when they found him alone in…

Miami Makes List of Top Ten Grinchiest Cities

The Daily Beast has giving us a new listicle gift for the holidays (listicles are basically the internet equivalent of fruit cake) and apparently Miami is the country’s 10th “Grinchiest” city. Which means we apparently hate Christmas so very, very much. We apparently neither buy each other enough gifts, donate…

Miami Dolphins Promotion Includes Free Yarmulke

Jews love a deal (not to imply any sort of hurtful stereotype, because let’s be honest people of all ethnic and religious backgrounds love a deal. There is something wrong with you if you don’t). Jews also love the Miami Dolphins (again regardless of identity, there is something wrong with…

Famed Miami Tower Sells for $105.5 Million

How much does it cost to own the jewel of Downtown Miami’s skyline? A cool $105.5 million. The Miami Tower (up until last year known as the Bank of America tower) is undoubtedly the signature of the skyline, and is now owned by I&G Miami LLC, a group backed my…