Mayor Alvarez Successfully Stalls Recall Attempt

Miami-Dade Carlos Alvarez has successfully, if only temporarily, bought himself some time to breath. Billionaire Norman Braman’s recall effort collected about 112,000 signature and seemed to be heading to a ballot, but Alvarez’s lawyers are fighting the effort on a procedural technicality. The two sides met in court this morning,…

Contest: Win Tickets to the Ford 400 and Fan Zone Passes

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday: The annual Ford 400 takes place at the Homestead Miami Speedway. It’s the final race in the Chase for the Sprint Cup and the NASCAR champion will be crowned following the event. We’ve got tickets to both the race and passes to the Coke Zero Fan Zone,…

Alan Grayson Auditions for MSNBC on the House Floor

Our fellow Floridians in the Orlando area resoundingly kicked Rep. Alan Grayson out of office this election in a 19 point defeat. Apparently they do not care that the rest of America enjoys being entertained by his off-the-wall speeches on the House floor. He’s already told Dick Cheney to literally…

Chad Ochocinco and Antoine Walker’s Reality Star Ex Engaged

So apparently Chad Ochocinco is about to become an honest man, and Basketball Wives’ Evelyn Lozada is about to become a football wife. This is according to such reliable sources as TMZ and Twitter, and considering that Ochocinco and a reality television show are involved we don’t know what to…

Charlie Crist Will Pardon Jim Morrison

After the failed debacle of his Independent senate run Charlie Crist’s legacy is in grave danger, so it’s no surprise he’s decided to become the “guy who finally pardoned Jim Morrison.” After indicating he was open to pardoning The Doors frontman of indecency charges stemming from an infamous 1969 Miami…

Chris Bosh Has an Unfortunate New Theme Song: “Like a Bosh”

We know everyone hates Chris Bosh. People hate him so much that he’s already inspired a brand new exciting turn of phrase in the English language: “Like a Bosh.” The Basketball Jones defines the idiom as, “When someone or something desires the limelight only to wilt under the new-found pressure.”…

Four Loko Will Live On Without Caffeine

Following reports that the FDA will effectively ban the sale of alcoholic drinks with caffeine the makers of Four Loko have announced that they are removing all caffeine, taurine, and guarana from their drinks. So people across the country will still be able to buy 23.5 ounces of highly alcoholic…

Dolphins’ Phillip Merling No Longer Faces Charges for Allegedly Hitting his Pregnant Girlfriend

If the Dolphins’ Phillip Merling did violently assault his pregnant fiancée it seems he won’t be facing any formal consequences for it. The Broward State Attorney’s office has announced that they’re dropping all charges after the victim in the case refused to continue cooperating. The Dolphins meanwhile never punished Merling. Even following his arrest…

Stephen Morris Will Start for Hurricanes on Saturday

Miami has become the land of great quarterback uncertainty, but unlike a certain professional team we’ll have some deserved faith in who will be starting for our college team in their next game. True freshman Stephen Morris will make his third straight start for the ‘Canes against Virginia Tech this…