Whiny Clevelanders Ask LeBron “What Should We Do?”

LeBron James’ latest Nike ad continues to be parodied, and this latest version featuring the pissed off citizens of Cleveland is some serious shit. The bitterness and pure unadulterated hate emanating from these people is, honestly, quite scary. Mixed in with footage from the original commercial is clips of various…

UM Plasters Campus in Anti-Four Loko Flyers

Four Loko, the caffeinated magically demented booze in a can, has already made headline news on the University of Miami student newspaper, and now concerned administrators are plastering the campus in anti-Loko flyers warning apparently dumb college kids that, no, downing numerous 23.5-ounce cans of highly caffeinated cheap malt liquor…

Yawn: Marlins Hire Edwin Rodriguez as Permanent Manager

Anyone care about the Marlins anymore? Did someone just raise their hand? Oh, the guy in the corner wearing an Ocean Conservancy Group T-shirt. Sorry, we mean the Florida Marlins baseball team, not the actual fish.Anyway, the Marlins have hired Edwin Rodriguez to lead the team for at least another…

Miami Sends First Former Reality TV Contestant to State House

Voters in district 115 last night hired a man to represent them in the state house who had previously been fired by none other than Donald Trump. Yes, with the election of Jose Felix “Pepi” Diaz, Florida’s legislature now includes a former reality TV contestant. At least he starred in…

What the Hell is Wrong with the Florida Democratic Party?

The Florida Democratic Party has nearly 600,000 more registered voters in the state than the Republicans, yet last night they failed miserably in delivering on a single important race. Their Governor candidate lost to a man who ran a company involved in the biggest Medicare fraud case in American history…

Alex Sink Concedes to Rick Scott

In almost any other year Alex Sink probably would have scrubbed the floor with Rick Scott. Instead this morning she issued her concession speech. With a margin currently less than 80,000 votes it appears that Rick Scott, the man who ran a company convicted of defrauding Medicare, is set to…

2010 Election Results Live Blog

​Will Florida gets its first female Governor? Will the country’s first female Speaker of the House be forced to turn in her gavel? Will Kendrick Meek somehow shock the world by winning? Did anyone bother to get to know enough about the CFO race to bother voting? Join us tonight…