Alex Sink Picks Up Endorsement From Every Major Newspaper in the State

In an age when the broadsheets are struggling and anyone can make their own mini-endorsements on Twitter or Facebook, do newspaper endorsements still matter? The Democratic Governor nominee better hope so. She’s walked away with the support of every major newspaper’s editorial board in the state. That’s an almost unheard…

Miami: Ninth Dumbest City in America

No one has any pretensions that Miami is an intellectual hotbed, but are we dumb? Like so dumb when someone is drowning and asks for a lifesaver we ask, “Cherry or grape?” Like so dumb when someone says they’re “pushing weight” we think they’ve got dumbbells in a stroller? Like…

Gay Adoption Ban Dead: Bill McCollum Will Not Appeal Ruling

An appellate court’s decision that Florida’s ban on gay adoption will stand, meaning potential gay parents through out the state will be able to adopt. Attorney General Bill McCollum’s office had until 5 pm today to decide whether or not to appeal a decision last month by a Miami appeals court that…

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Farewell Sweet Guidos

Our long, local nightmare is over. Actually, it was more like a slightly upsetting drunken fever dream, but whatever the case, last night we said “So long, farewell, auf Guido-sehen, goodnight” once and for all to our most infamous temporary residents: the cast of Jersey Shore. Amazingly, despite the fears…

NBC 6 To Launch 24/7 Local News Channel

Former local news powerhouse WTVJ is now trudging along near the bottom of the ratings, but that’s not stopping them from expanding their news coverage to a 24/7 sub-channel. Broadcasting & Cable reports that the NBC-owned-and-operated station will debut sometime shortly after the new year…

USA Today Runs Front Page Anti-Heat Propaganda

USA Today sure had a big scoop splashed across its front page today. Apparently, everyone in America outside of Miami hates the Miami Heat. That’s real breaking news there. Someone notify the Pulitzers.At least we did learn a few things. Like the fact that apparently people view the Miami Heat…

Trail of Decapitated Animals Found in Miami Neighborhood

Residents of two blocks of a Miami neighborhood awoke this morning to find their street littered with the corpses of dozens of headless animals, NBC Miami reports. Neighbors heard a loud boom early in the morning and came outside to discover the stench and sight of the bodies…

Rick Sanchez’s Non-Triumphant Return to Twitter

Rick Sanchez may be off the air, but he’s back on the medium he truly loves: Twitter. Integrating messages from the microblogging service became his trademark at CNN, so obviously he could not stay away from the Twitter machine for long. He didn’t get his old account in his severance…

Prized ‘Canes Recruit Latwan Anderson Ditches Football Team

Latwan Anderson came into the University of Miami as the 15th best recruit of the ’10 recruiting class in the entire nation according to Rivals.com. Now its unclear if he’ll be playing football at Miami, or anywhere for that matter. According to The Herald, Anderson has left the football team…

Rick Scott is Worse at Testifying Under Oath than Bill Clinton

It wasn’t exactly a proud moment for our country when then President Bill Clinton famously quipped “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is,” while under sworn testimony. If you look back at that episode and cringe, you’ll probably be in horror watching video of Rick Scott…

Ads in Attorney General Race are the Best Legal Drama on TV

Republican Attorney General candidate Pam Bondi’s latest campaign ad is pretty damn good. Actually we’re not sure if it would work better as an actual campaign ad or a trailer for an upcoming CBS legal drama. It’s pure Hollywood, with stirring string music, ominous sound effects, and a spooky sounding…