USC Releases Seantrel Henderson from Letter of Intent

University of South California coach Lane Kiffin announced today that he’s releasing highly recruited offensive lineman Seantrel Henderson from his Letter of Internet with the school. It’s still possible that after all that he could decided to play with the Trojans. Though, it’s looking more and more likely that he…

Rick Scott Cannot Salsa: Is His Governor Candidacy Doomed?

Billionaire Republican gubernatorial candidate Rick Scott visited the Little Havana Activities Center today to schmooze with Miami’s older Cuban-American constituency. He kept your abuelos entertained by playing dominoes, and he danced with your abuelas. Shockingly, though, Scott cannot dance. His moves are about as stiff as a domino. Is his…

Four-Year-Old Dies After Shooting Himself in Head

In today’s roundup of the travesties and tragedies of South Florida: A 4-year-old boy is dead after accidentally shooting himself in the head, a police officer shoots and kills a man during a traffic stop, the search for a missing boater has turned into a homicide investigation, and a teen…

Snooki, JWoww and MTV Sued Over Miami Beach Club Brawl

The girls of Jersey Shore came through Miami like a wrecking crew hell bent on bitch slapping anything that got in their way. They left a pile of beaten and bruised bitches and bros lying on the floor in their wake of tanning gels and hair sprays.Unfortunately this is not…

When It Comes to Sex, Miamians Like It Long and Often

Wow, Miami, you seem to be having a lot of sex. Apparently, you hump like rabbits. So let’s hope you’re familiar with Trojan Condoms, because lots of sex + no condoms + Miami = disaster waiting to happen. The jimmy hat brand recently surveyed sexual hobbyists across the nation and…

Man Dies After Swallowing Cocaine During a Traffic Stop

In today’s roundup of the sins of South Beach and the rest of Miami-Dade: The death of a man in police custody is blamed on desperate cocaine ingestion, two separate shootings are being investigated, a string of car break-ins is being questioned, and a boat fire sends one man to…

Bill McCollum Is Outraged That Rick Scott Lets Homosexuals Use the Internet

The Republican primary for the governor’s chair is quickly heading toward full-out insanity. Yesterday, billionaire “conservative outsider” Rick Scott attacked his rival, Attorney General Bill McCollum, for supporting “pro-homosexual” Rudy Giuliani. Now McCollum’s campaign has struck back by pointing out that gays use a social networking site Scott had invested in.Yes, it is 2010…