Was the “No Latinos. No Tacos.” Sign Not Really Racist at All?

Early yesterday morning an electronic road sign along the Palmetto Expressway was hacked to read “No Latinos. No Tacos.” Most local and national media outlets automatically jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist and offensive message. The Miami Herald called it “an anti-immigrant message.” CBS4 said it was “offensive.”…

Coral Gables Misspells LeJeune Road Sign For the Second Time

Coral Gables has misspelled a sign identifying LeJeune Road. Which wouldn’t be so embarrassing if it wasn’t the second time they’ve done so. (Note: No, I havn’t taking a xtra joyb righting sings.)The sign on the intersection of LeJeune Road and Mendoza Avenue identifies the road as “LeJuene Road.” A…

Mom Abandons Two-Year-Old Daughter on Bus

Police have arrested a mother who is believed to have put her two-year-old daughter on a county bus and then left her. Gayle Kelson walked away while the bus driver yelled at her for forgetting her child, but she continued off the bus. The driver called police, and she was…

Three Florida Panthers Killed By Cars in Three Days

Florida panthers, the state animal of Florida and one of the most endangered mammals living in the United States, even by the largest estimates don’t have a population of much more than 100 individuals. This weekend three breading-age big cats were found dead in three separate car accidents, marking a…

Charlie Crist Sued By Talking Heads’ David Byrne

Gov. Charlie Crist is being sued by the Talking Heads’ David Byrne for copyright infringement, and no it’s not for rocking the same style of gentlemanly premature white hair. Crist’s campaign used the Talking Heads song “Road to Nowhere” in an attack ad against Marco Rubio without bothering to get…

Lisa Garcia Turns Herself In For Doral Cop Hit-and-Run

Lisa Caridad Garcia turned herself in last night for hitting Doral police officer Carlos Alvarez. The accident happened around Southeast 35th Terrace near 102nd Avenue on Saturday night, when Garcia hit Alvarez’s motorcycle head on, and kept going.Garcia’s motorcycle was demolished, but luckily he survived. He’s forced to get around…

Dolphins Trade Justin Smiley to Jaguars

Local fans of Miami Dolphins guard Justin Smiley are about to be (pun warning) frown-y. He’s headed up I95 to the Jacksonville Jaguars. As for what the Dolphins are getting in return, no one seems to know yet. Do the Jags have anything we want anyway. Reportedly its just a…

Ritz-Carlton Has Finally Found Its New Tanning Butler

Visiting cougars of South Beach, worry not, the Ritz-Carlton has finally found a new tanning butler to apply various oozes and gunks to your backs.Every time the Ritz needs a new “tanning butler” they call up just about every media outlet hoping to ring every last bit of PR out…

Male Prom Queen Omar Bonilla’s Parents Kick Him Out

It’s a good sign that kids today are a bit more progressive when enough students at Flanagan High in Pembroke Pines voted to place Omar Bonilla, an openly gay student who wanted to attend prom as his drag persona “Allison,” third in the results for prom queen (though, we understand…

Jersey Shore Officially Leaves South Beach

For those of you who have been in hiding these past months for fear that you’d contract some sort of horrible disease that would turn your skin an off putting shade of orange, poof your hair, and make your fist uncontrollably pump to the sounds of bad techno music, you…

Florida City Church Goes Up in Flames

The United Methodist Church Outreach Ministry in Florida City went up in flames over the weekend, and the building was mostly destroyed. Even the church’s playground, which was built a year ago, was melted to the ground.Parishioners say that they hope to rebuild the building, and are accepting donations, but…

Accused Cat Killer May Blame Kitty Deaths on Wild Pit Bulls

It’s been nearly a year since Tyler Weinman was arrested and charged with a string of cat killings in the Palmetto and Cutler Bay neighborhoods. His trial isn’t even set to begin until October 25, but the Miami-Dade justice system trudges on. Weinman made an appearance in court today, during…