Surprise! Billionaire Democrat Jeff Greene Joins Florida Senate Race

Florida’s senate race is already the hottest telenovela of the season. Imagine the actually open seat as a saucy and sensual young widower entertaining the advances of three men, but like every good soap opera there’s more melodramatic twists than a mountain road. Now a mysterious billionaire has emerged to try and…

Hugo Chavez Wants Fidel Castro to Be His Twitter Friend

Hugo Chavez just found this cool new thing on the internet called Twitter, and he’s only two years behind the rest of the world. He’s really excited about it though, even though he’s only on his second tweet, and reportedly wants the rest of Latin America’s Socialist Three Stooges, Fidel…

Jacory Harris Testifies in Former Principal’s Trial

The trial of former Northwestern High principal Dwight Bernard for alleging covering up an on-campus statutory rape committed by a football player continues, and the Hurricanes star quarterback Jacory Harris was brought in to testify. Harris attended Northwestern and played with Antwain Easterling, the player Bernard was covering up for…

Charlie Crist Runs as an Independent: The Live Blog

Any moment now Florida Governor Charlie Crist is expected to announce that he’s running as an independent for Senate. A crowd full of reporters and supporters have gathered at Straub Park in St. Pete, Fl to hear his announcement. We’re watching CNN where Wolf Blitzer says they’ll be covering it…

Paris Hilton Movie Investors Still Suing Star

The people who were stupid enough to think a movie starring Paris Hilton could be a box office smash are still trying desperately to recover their losses in a Miami court.Hilton did something loosely resembling acting in the 2006 movie National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, a horrible little thing about sorority…

Democrats Opposed to Anti-Abortion Legislation Shut Down Florida House

Florida’s House of Representatives is pretty much closed for business today. That’s because Republicans decided to bring up a last-minute piece of pro-life legislation in the final days of the regular session. Democrats pulled a rare procedural move and have virtually shut the body down.Republicans added a measure that would…

Shark Bites FIU Researcher in Everglades

Dr. Kirk Gastrich, a researcher at Florida International University, was out diving in the Everglades yesterday studying the ecological impact of sharks. What he got instead was a firsthand account of a different type of shark impact.A six-foot-long lemon shark attacked Gastrich and bit into his elbow as he was…

Director Ambra Medda Leaving Design Miami/

The director and cofounder of Design Miami/, Ambra Medda, has announced she’ll depart the organization in June, with a new director announced shortly thereafter. Medda launched Design Miami/ five years ago at the young age of 23. The fair, that runs during Art Basel week, has become one of the…

Could the Hurricanes Be Headed to an Expanded SEC?

College athletic conferences are always finding new and exciting ways to further screw with the already tortured fabric of college football. The Big Ten has been talking for so long about expanding to 12 in order to get a championship game that we’re surprised it hasn’t happened. Now it seems to have raised…

Bill Virtually Outlawing Sale of Bongs Heads to Governor

Rep. Darryl Rouson, a former crackhead and current Democrat from Tampa Bay, has successfully headed his pet bill, which would make it virtually impossible for head shops to sell bongs and other paraphernalia, through the legislature, and it’s headed to Governor Crist’s desk.The bill says head shops would have to…

Son Shoots at Home Invaders Who Shot Dad in Mouth

Two armed robbers entered the home of several migrant workers on SW 141st Avenue at 282nd Street last night. They demanded cash and valuables, but one man decided to fight back. They subdued him and held him at gunpoint, eventually shooting him the mouth.The man’s son went inside, retrieved a…