Charlie Crist Chatter: He’s Either Running Indie or Dropping Out

Will Charlie Crist buck the two-party system and run as an independent in the face of declining poll numbers against Marco Rubio? Everyone seems to think so. Speculation is so rampant that President Obama’s press secretary, Robert Gibbs, was questioned about it this morning. (He said he wasn’t aware of any conversation the…

Bill Clinton Throws up ‘the U’

Bill Clinton was all over town this weekend leading conferences, partying at LIV, looking back on the Elián González saga, being interviewed by George W. Bush’s daughter, fixing up homeless shelters, and all that jazz. But really the most important thing he did was place four fingers on each hand upright, put his…

Miami Ranked Seventh Best City in the World for Men to Live

AskMen.com is one of the foremost sources of Internet browsing for bros, with its in-depth coverage of boobs, exercise, breasts, videogames, titties, sports, and fun bags. The site decided to rank the world’s 29 best cities for men to live, which apparently takes into account factors other than deciding the…

Basketball Wives: Happy Birthday, I Got You My Thrusting Vagina!

We’re only two episodes into Basketball Wives, and I’m pretty sure this entire series is about two things: hefty promotion for the Miami restaurants and clubs that allow the cast to film, and the drama caused by Royce Reed’s constant cooch gooshing.Yes, MIA on Biscayne and Philippe Chow’s Philippe Restaurant…

Miami Heat Playoff Games Will Look like Goth Festivals

Black is the color or mourning, evil and high school goths who’s parents just don’t understand. It is also now the color of the Miami Heat’s playoff hopes. Every time the Heat get into the playoffs they seem to get color crazy, picking red, white or black to rally around…

Burn Notice Renewed for Two More Seasons

The fourth season of Burn Notice, the number one series on cable, hasn’t even hit the air yet, but USA has already renewed the Miami-set show for season five and six. In fact, the network’s president Jeff Wachtel tells Variety that the decision to move the series from New Jersey…

Dolphins Trade Ted Ginn Jr. to the 49ers

We had such hopes for Ted Ginn Jr., but the guy just didn’t live up to them. Hell, we suggested after his game-losing, disastrous performance against the Saints last year the only way he could make it up to the Miami community was by swimming to Cuba and personally deposing…

Miami-Dade Bans Bus Ads Encouraging People to Leave Islam

Miami-Dade Transit had ten public buses driving around the county this week with ads imploring followers to leave the Islamic faith. “Fatwa on your head? Is your community or family threatening you?” read the ads, along with the URL for a website asking Muslims to basically stop being Muslims.Stop the…

Jason Taylor Drags His Feet on Decision

Jason Taylor is like the pretty girl at the High School prom who used to go steady with the prom king (The Dolphins), and showed up single just in case there was a chance they could rekindle it. But The Dolphins seem taken with the hot new exchange student at…

Is Jeb Bush Still in Charge of Florida?

Jeb Bush left office four years ago, but Associated Press writer Martin Merzer thinks he may still be in charge of the state — or at the very least still the most influential voice in the governing Republican party.”He’s become a legislative Wizard of Oz — thunder and lightning and…