Where in Hell Is the Heat’s Rafer Alston?

Most of us don’t make NBA money and we still manage to show up to work every day. And when we do decide to skip out, we at least have the decency to come up with an elaborate excuse. Not the Heat’s Rafer Alston. He didn’t show up to the…

News Roundup: Dolphins Resign Pennington, Sign Dansby

The makeshift town that a band of sex offenders called home for years under the Tuttle has finally been demolished. [Herald]A mother and daughter plunged seven feet after the floor in the Marco Polo hotel and condos in Sunny Isles beach collapsed. [CBS4]The big gay Winter Party was this weekend…

Blind Item: Gay Republican Coke Parties in Miami?

So listen. Read this with the same grain of salt you read a Michael Musto column. Or perhaps a bit more, because we don’t even know if it’s true.Anyway, after yesterday’s news that an anti-gay Republican state senator in California was charged with a DUI after leaving a gay club,…

Michelle Delamor Voted Off American Idol

Despite some early hype as a potential favorite, local girl Michelle Delamor was voted off American Idol last night.What’s the deal? She had pipes, and, well, some people who made it this week did not.There’s only one explanation: She sang Creed.But as we said yesterday, America is too embarrassed to…

News Roundup: Heat Beat Lakers in OT

Today’s chilly morning tied a record for coldest March 5th ever. The last recorded March 5th that saw Miami this frigid was during the Great Depression. [CBS4]A Miami-Dade motorcycle officer was injured in a major crash with a car in Hialeah, causing traffic delays. The officer is at the hospital…

Fidel Castro “Back in Charge” of Cuba, Says Newsweek

Even though Raul Castro remains President of Cuba in name, Newsweek reports that for all intents and purposes Fidel is “back in charge” of the communist island, putting an end to many of his brother’s flirtations with reform and modernization. Despite his convalescence far from public view, Fidel is once…

News Roundup: Great Whites Off the Coast of Florida

Electronic tracking tags say there are three great white sharks off the coast of Florida right now. Don’t worry — so far they’ve made it only as far south as Jacksonville. [JustNews]Mayor Alvarez will not receive any additional power over Jackson Health. [Herald]The week will get colder, with temps dipping into the…

Michael Capponi Sets Up Tents for Haitians

“I didn’t put this together to get a pat on the back, but to show the world it can be done rather quickly, and with limited funds,” said Michael Capponi, a noteworthy South Beach promoter turned property developer told the Associated Press. After volunteering with the University of Miami’s Project…

Free Prize Inside Every Herald

For reasons unbeknown to us, our office copy of The Miami Herald came with two packs of NBA All Stars trading cards today! Apparently it was part of a promotion for Panini, and not an effort to lure potentially lucrative 12 year-old boy subscribers (that’s our demo, OK, they keep…