SNL Asks What Is Burn Notice?

Confession time. We still barely have any idea what Burn Notice is about. Funny thing is we’ve written about it but never actually seen an episode. We know it’s shot and set in Miami. Something about a spy. A spy who possibly didn’t do his spy work to his bosses’…

Paula Sladewski Murder: Club Space Defends Itself

Until now, Club Space, the last place tourist Paula Sladewski was seen alive before turning up dead in a burning dumpster, has remained relatively silent about the case.That changed after Kevin Klym, Sladewski’s boyfriend, went on the Today show last week and said the recently released sketch of the man…

If Famous Auteurs Directed the Super Bowl

  We decided to go with the High Five video on Friday as our Super Bowl viral video, but upon further review we love this way too much to ignore. Slate V imagines what the Super Bowl would be like if it was directed by famous film auteurs. Unsurprisingly we think the styles…

Clippers Looking to Snip Isiah Thomas From FIU? Update: Nope

Isiah Thomas hasn’t even spent a full year at FIU, but the school’s men’s basketball coach and NBA legend could be headed back to the NBA. Reports have surfaced that the long-suffering Los Angeles Clippers have put Thomas near the top of their list to replace recently fired coach Mike…

Puppy Bowl VI Promises to Be 300 Percent More Adorable

We have pretty much stripped away any wholesomeness associated with this year’s Super Bowl with our guide to sex, drugs, gambling, and living large in South Florida, but we can never denigrate the Puppy Bowl.And this year’s version of Animal Planet’s annual cute-splotation extravaganza promises to be at least 300 percent more…

Jimmy Johnson Shilling for Male Enhancement Pills

Jimmy Johnson’s little Jimmy feels amazing, and he wants you all to know about it.The former Miami Dolphins and Hurricanes coach (who also coached for some team somewhere in Texas) has signed on to be the new spokesman for ExtenZe, a line of “male enhancement” pills, as the company tries…

Miami Hurricanes 2010 Schedule Released

The ACC released its 2010 schedules today. The Hurricanes will open their season Thursday, September 2, against FAMU, but things get considerably harder after that, when the Canes take on two out-of-conference teams that finished well ahead of them in the Top 25 last season.They’ll have ten days after FAMU…

305 Photo of the Day: New Home

​Today’s photo, of a Haitian orphan spending time with her new family, comes from Stevendepolo’s Flickr. If you’d like to see your photo here, join our Flickr group…