Your Miami Dolphins started the week off with a horibly embarrassing loss to the New Orleans Saints, only to get slaughtered by a bunch of angry Japanese people on this week’s South Park. Ted Ginn Jr. made us lose our last nerve.The Hurricanes also had their own horrible loss most…
Last week’s Clemson game got Canes fans’ hearts pumping in fear harder than anything they’re likely to experience on Halloween. After last week’s trick, please, Great Pumpkin, deliver us a treat.Tomorrow, the Canes will travel to Wake Forest to take on the Demon Deacons, the second most ghoulishly named team…
A rare sight at the intersection of Biscayne Boulevard and NE 35th Street today: no traffic.That’s because southbound Biscayne is blocked off between NE 33rd and 36th streets following a water main break caused during reconstruction along the road…
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That Joe Lieberman, what’s his deal lately? The former Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate lost the Democratic primary for his Connecticut Senate seat in 2006, only to win the general election. Since then he’s been a bit of a loose flyer, and ended up campaigning for Republican John McCain in the…
As Congressman Steve King reminded us yesterday, Jennifer Lopez is a horrible, horrible human being who has amongst other crimes against humanity, promoted “the sexual abuse of women, …the n-word, verbal pornography, [and] recreational drug use.” King was absolutely irate that that dude she’s married to was allowed to own…
Jeb Bush has emerged as one of the more sane and reasoned voices on the right, usually by keeping his foot a good distance from his mouth. His modus operandi since leaving office has been to keep a relatively low profile and remain a strong voice for conservatism while not…
The recession is “over,” maybe nationally thanks to economic growth, but it’s still hanging around in Florida. [StPeteTimes]The world’s largest boat, a 1,200-foot cruise ship, is on its way to South Florida. [NBCMiami]SportsRay Ray Armstrong and Javarris James join Sean Spence on the Canes injured list. [Herald]Ted Ginn Jr. promises…
Hey, Marco Rubio, do you think the President of the United States was born in America? “I don’t know the answer to that.”That’s what he told a Republican club meeting last night in the Panhandle. The rest of the quote, from Naked Politics: “He’s been sworn in already…If someone had evidence they…
There’s two wars going on, Iran’s got nukes, the economy is still in the dumps, and so much more, but what has Republican Iowa Congressman Steve King (and possible future Presidential candidate) upset? The fact that Jennifer Lopez and Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson can own an NFL team while Rush Limbaugh…
Here we have a cake made to look like the head of popular rap artist and Miami resident Lil’ Wayne, apparently made for the daughter of Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin, complete with licorice dreads and chocolate sunglasses.We’re not sure if Ireland is a Miami Heat fan, but the Dwyane…
A swastika was found drawn on a University of Miami bathroom wall near the Miller Center for Contemporary Judaic Studies. Another swastika was found in the same area almost a year ago.President Donna Shalala released a statement condemning the act:On Tuesday someone drew a swastika on a wall in the…
For the past few days, a manatee known as Ilya has experience a fate worse than death: He’s been stuck in New Jersey.Marine scientists have tracked Ilya as he’s made his way up and down the East Coast for the past ten years, even going as far as Massachusetts this…
In a move only slightly less stupid than demanding that the persons responsible for LOLCats, Chuck Norris facts, or “All your base are belong to us” be brought to justice, the Republican Party of Florida has issued a statement demanding “a full investigation to find out who is behind” that dumb…
Last night, likenesses of your Miami Dolphins were literally slaughtered on South Park, which was a lot more enjoyable than watching them get figuratively slaughtered on the field most Sundays. We just pretended every player was Ted Ginn Jr., and it was rather cathartic.For some context: In last night’s episode,…
GeneralBoston-area investor Dennis Stackhouse has been arrested and charged with bilking almost $1 million from a county-supported plan to build a biotech business park in Liberty City. [Herald]After a large amount of cases of swine flu this past spring, there haven’t been many cases reported in Miami-Dade this fall, but…
Next American City is a quarterly magazine that covers the progress and change of cities across the nation, so you’d expect them have something to say about the Miami 21 zoning code that was finally passed earlier this month. In fact they say, “Miami 21 is an historic, and perhaps…
This hat and dress look like something your grandmother would wear, but those stockings, thankfully, sure don’t. Today’s photo comes from Michele Eve’s Flickr. If you’d like to see your Miami-area photos posted here, submit them to our Flickr pool…
Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, “Are we going to win another championship?…
Tomas Regalado’s vision for Miami for the next four to eight years: basic services and nothing else. [Herald]Miami-Fort Lauderdale has the most foreign-born residents than any other area in the nation, with 36.9 percent. [CBSNews]For once, Alan Grayson apologizes: He’s sorry for calling that lady a “K Street whore.” [Salon]Barack…
Downfall was a pretty good movie about the pathetic, increasingly insane last days of Adolf Hitler, so the film major in me doesn’t really know what to make of the fact it’s best known as an internet meme.The spoofs have been popping up online for years, and The New York…
Charlie Crist is such an upbeat fellow that I’m sure he’ll appreciate the fact that the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee just sent out an email touting the Gov’s silver fox-ish good looks citing his “Good Hair and Nice Tan.” He might be a little sad that it comes as part…
