Update: Marlins Won’t Fire Fredi Gonzalez

Maybe Jeffrey Loria took Tim Elfrink’s advice and stopped acting like “a world-class moron.” Because according to an unnamed Associated Press source, Marlins manager Fredi Gonzalez’s job is safe for now.The Marlins might not be ready to make the official announcement, but it seems all of yesterday’s hubbub might have been for…

Cocaine Vaccine Found, Local Economy Doomed

Science has apparently moved well beyond the “Just Say No” camp and is finding ways to curb drug abuse by giving addicts other things to inject into their bodies.A promising cocaine vaccine is being studied, having just completed Phase 2 clinical trials. But only about a third of patients developed antibodies…

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Miami-Dade teachers will see their first raise in nearly four years. On average, they’ll see a 1.8 percent bump in their paycheck beginning in December. [Herald]Our three local GOP congressman went to Honduras on a fact-finding mission and as a stunt to point out Zelaya should not be reinstated as…

Jacory Harris Puts Canes on Steady TV Diet of SpongeBob

Seems the Miami Hurricanes are well aware of everyone saying, “Well, let’s see how long this lasts before it goes to their heads and they screw up” — even though players and coaches alike are telling the media they still feel like underdogs.QB Jacory Harris has taken steps to ensure…

Julia Yarbough Says Goodbye to NBC6 This Week

It seems WTVJ’s Julia Yarbough really is packing up her gym bags. SFLTV reports that Tuesday will be the news anchor’s last day after more than a decade at the station. Yarbough isn’t leaving for a cushier gig at another station; she plans to get a master’s degree in international business and a personal…

News Roundup

Are the Marlins getting ready to fire manager Freddi Gonzalez? Seems like it, even though the team finished with its third best record ever, with a pitiful payroll. [NBCMiami]Homestead is gearing up for its first art gallery walk. Every town has them now, so why not Homestead? [Herald]Florida has its first…

The Week That Was: Full of Creepy Art

Are paintings made of menstrual blood creepy enough for you? How about a Rape Tunnel? Oh, wait. The Rape Tunnel was fake, but the blood paintings are a little too real. Tomas Regalado might have helped to raise some money for one little terrorist, but he doesn’t want to talk about…

Weekend Football: Canes Take on Oklahoma, Fins Host Bills

Both of our beloved South Florida football teams desperately need a win this weekend. One to get momentum back on track, the other to try and start some. Will Land Shark be the host of two upset victories, or the site of thousands of disappointingly hung heads? Let’s make sense…

Current TV: Is Miami Just Beaches, Boobs, and Drinking?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, founded Current TV. You might have heard of it, considering two journalists affiliated with the channel were held captive in North Korea until Gore’s old boss Bill Clinton went to save them.So sometimes the channel is home to important, hard-hitting global journalism. Other times…

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My least favorite things in the world: Britto art and parking meters. Somehow they are coming together to raise money for the homeless. [WSVN]Some corporate thing I have never heard of has given the Miami Heat lots of money to make sure we all hear about it. Yep, the Heat…

Sam Bradford Won’t Play in Miami-Oklahoma Game

Not so sure if this is cause for celebration in the Canes nation, but Heisman winner Sam Bradford won’t make his comeback at LandShark Stadium this Saturday in Miami’s game against the Sooners. Canes fans might be breaking out the party hats and applying that head-to-toe orange-and-green body paint with glee…

Is Maurice Ferre About to Mount a Senate Campaign?

A couple of Democrats have flirted with the idea, but so far no one has stepped up to mount a real challenge against Kendrick Meek in the Senate primary. Now, though, there’s buzz that former Miami Mayor Maurice Ferre will enter the race next week.Beth Reinhard says Ferre will make…

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Two men have filed suit against the Archdiocese of Miami, claiming they were sexually abused by two Catholic priests 40 years ago. Man, this archdiocese cannot catch a break lately. [Herald]Jimmy Buffett has done an ad touting the need to save and restore Miami Marine Stadium. Maybe if it gets fixed up,…