The Week That Was: Boobs and Assorted Nuts

If you look at our homepage right now it might come off a little hypocritical that we took PETA to task for using way too many boobs in it’s marketing campaign. PETA of course brought pasty covered, green painted fish boobs to Miami this week. Speaking of boobs, a South Florida…

Weekend Football: Miami Dolphins vs San Diego Chargers

​Miami Dolphins @ San Diego Chargers, Sunday at 4:15 p.m. CBS Right now the Dolphins are looking as lame as those dead, topless fish people in Bayfront yesterday. But, hey, that’s exactly how they looked going into their third game last year. History repeats itself, right? Problem is, they probably don’t have…

Trick Daddy Lobbies Charlie Crist for Hood Support

​So many rappers in the last year have spit some Obama-inspired verses about presidential politics, but it takes a truly politically involved wordsmith to keep a lyrical eye on state politics. But we all know that Trick Daddy is the real Mayor of Miami, so of course he’s keeping tabs…

Weekend Football: Miami Hurricanes vs Virginia Tech Hokies

​Miami Hurricanes @ Virginia Tech Hokies, Saturday 3:30pm on ABCSo after every hater and their mother predicted the Hurricanes would go winless in their ruthless opening schedule, here they are 2-0 and #9 in the nation (and unlike some other teams in the top ten, have fought hard for that…

News Roundup

In the wake of the first hopeful results of a preventative HIV vaccine in Thailand, a researcher at the University of Miami is preparing to begin human trials for a new therapeutic vaccine that might help HIV-positive people fight the disease. [Herald] In order to give two unions more time to…

Jim Greer Still Beating His “Obama Is Indoctrinating Kids” Dead Horse

For reasons we can’t quite comprehend, Republican Party of Florida chairman Jim Greer just released another statement about kids being indoctrinated to praise Obama by citing a YouTube video. This after he made headlines for basically calling the president’s address to schoolchildren socialist propaganda and then admitting the speech was actually good.It’s…

How Hard Is It to Find a British Intellectual in Miami?

Tomorrow a Nintendo character will roam the streets of Miami, daring you to catch him. Sadly, it won’t be a Pokémon monster. But coming across a puzzle-loving British professor will still be fun, right? In order to promote its latest DS puzzle game, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (which seems…

Police on the Lookout for Armed Metrorail Robber

Most people on the Metrorail in the early morning are headed to jobs to make money legitimately, but police suspect an armed bandit has been going to work terrorizing the Allapattah area in a string of armed robberies. Two women were robbed at gunpoint this morning. The first incident occurred at…

News Roundup

City of Miami employees are allowed to “bank hours” and then cash them in. Some employees have made more than $80,000 from not taking vacation days. [CBS4]But the city is apparently taking aim at the pay and perks of firefighters in order to balance the budget. [Herald]A 77-year-old South Miami-Dade…

Stupid PETA Tricks: Ten Tasteless, Testes-Teasing Tactics

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was founded in 1980 as an animal rights group. Today it’s the premier producer of subversive sexual pop-culture fodder. It’s gotten to the point where people talk more about PETA’s tacky tactics than their actual message. Shouldn’t they get back to the business…

News Roundup

A Miami Lakes special needs teacher was found guilty of abuse for spiking an autistic student’s soda with hot sauce to teach him a lesson. [AP]Mel Martinez made good on his promise to return to private law practice and will be a partner at a Tampa law firm. [Tribune]Miami Beach…