News Roundup

An appeals court in Miami today will take up Florida’s gay adoption ban. [AP]Michael Beasley’s stay in rehab was planned; in fact, he had already been in Houston attending therapy for two weeks beforehand. [Herald]After seeing so many wackos storm Democratic congressman with accusations of death panels and socialism, it’s nice, if…

Owners of Miami FC Might Make Play for Entire USL

Delightfully British kicks maker Umbro started the USL in 1988, and the brand that never gained much traction in the States seemed quite happy owning a league that never gained much traction here either. That is, until Nike bought Umbro. USL is apparently the red-headed stepchild of the Nike portfolio, and…

UM Loses Two Back-up QBs, But Hey, No Pressure, Jacory

University of Miami, the alma mater of Vinny Testaverde, Gino Torretta, and Ken Dorsey, hasn’t exactly been a powerhouse quarterback school in the past couple of years. Jacory Harris is the latest QB hope for the Hurricanes, and even if he doesn’t have a jaw-droppingly spectacular season, he, at best, better…

Julia Yarbough Leaving TV for a Career in Fitness?

We’ve got an idea that just might save NBC6 from ratings hell: Replace one of its news broadcasts with a weekly reality show capturing all the behind-the-scenes drama that must go on there. The station fired promising anchor Joel Connable and parted ways with veteran Kelly Craig, and now SFLTV reports prime-time anchor…

News Roundup

Some county commissioners want to cut Mayor Alvarez’s budget next year after revelations that some staff members make more than President Obama’s people. [Herald]In other embattled mayor news, Manny Diaz has scheduled a second vote on Miami 21 for September 4. [SFBJ]A 13-year-old boy in North Dade was driving a go-kart when…

UM-FSU Battle of the Has-Beens Not Yet Sold Out

If the University of Miami/Florida State rivalry is supposed to be one of the most storied in the game, how come this year’s matchup isn’t sold out? Oh, right. Probably because neither team has been relevant on the national title scene for years. Nowadays, the matchup barely has implications for…

Heat’s Michael Beasley Reportedly Heading to Rehab

After this weekend, we were pretty sure Heat forward Michael Beasley was addicted to tacky tattoos and oversharing on Twitter, but it seems his problems might run a bit deeper. Yahoo! Sports reports the 20-year-old has checked himself into an undisclosed Houston rehab center for possible psychological and substance abuse issues. Beasley’s…

Fidel Castro Rubs His Continued Existence in Perez Hilton’s Face

As GossipCop reminds us, today is the two-year anniversary of Fidel Castro’s death. Well, the two-year anniversary of when Perez Hilton declared him dead, by doodling the word dead over the dictator’s wrinkled forehead, in his trademark MS Paint white. Of course, a new photo of the former leader was released…

News Roundup

A bunch of protesters came out this weekend against health-care reform, and Charlie Crist called the bill a “cockamamie” idea. [CBS4]Erik Fresen, a Miami-area representative who wants to be speaker of Florida’s House one day, is facing foreclosure. [Herald]Heat player Michael Beasley got what is probably the stupidest tattoo outside…

Miami Home Sales Continue to Surge in July as Prices Drop

Sales for single-family homes soared 64 percent in July in the Miami metropolitan area compared to the same numbers for July 2008. Meanwhile, sales for existing condos rose 48 percent over last year. The numbers continue a trend of home sales rising in each of the past 12 months, according…

Soupnazi Hacker: “The Computer Was His Best Friend”

Albert Gonzalez (aka Soupnazi), the Miami-man accused of stealing data from 130 million credit cards, isn’t a ruthless criminal says his lawyer, he’s just a poor, helpless computer addict.”He was self-taught,” said his lawyer Rene Palamino in an interview with PC World. “He didn’t go out in the sandbox or play…

July Unemployment Rate Stays Stable

Florida’s unemployment numbers for July are in, and things have stayed pretty much stable since June.  The state’s jobless rate is still at 10.7%, which represents 987,000 out of work Floridians. That’s still 4.4% higher than one year ago, and 1.3% higher than the national level.  Meanwhile Miami-Dade’s jobless rate also…