Accused Cat Killer Sure Knew a Lot About Dissecting Cats

What better way to start off your post-holiday week than getting some gruesome new details in the case of alleged serial cat killer Tyler Weinman? After weeks of local media fighting for its release, the arrest affidavit for the case is finally available. Police had their eyes on Weinman for…

Remember When GOP Governors Were the Future of Their Party?

The atmosphere at the Intercontinental Hotel in Downtown Miami last November during the Republican Governor’s Conference was hopeful. The GOP governors where the only national wing of the party to actually gain membership in the 2008 election, and the line was it was they who would bring their party back on track, emerge as the leadership…

Mold-A-Rama Nostalgia

Woah, hold on their St. Petersrbug Times, you’re given us a major case of nostalgia. Remember “Mold-A-Rama” machines? You’d put a few dollars in and the machine would make a wax toy in front of your eyes. Apparently Florida has more of these machines left than any other state, and The…

Shaq Has Questionable Taste in Art

Seems that during his time in Miami Shaq didn’t get out much to Wynwood, as he seems to think Peter Max is the best artist since Picasso. I’m sure fans of Rauschenberg, Warhol, Pollock, de Kooning and just about every major artist to emerge since Picasso unveiled Guernica would have…

305 Photo of the Day: Ileana, Obama. Obama, Ileana.

When Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtnin got the call that she was invited to the Oval Office for the signing of a bill she apparently didn’t hang up this time. Yesterday, President Obama signed legislation that would award Congressional Gold Medals to the Women Airforce Service Pilots of World War II. Ros-Lehtinen…

Blanket Jackson: Al Malnik is Not the Father

Al Malnik continued his “I am going to talk about Michael Jackson until everyone stops caring” tour yesterday on the Today Show. He brought new personal photos, but wanted to clear up a few things. Like the rumor he is the biological father of Jackson’s youngest son Blanket. “Of course I’m not…

Miami Doesn’t Care About Sports, Maybe Because Our Teams Suck

Men’s Health has stuck us with another label: the least sports obsessed city. The mag took into account number of ticket sales and attendance on the pro, college and high school level for baseball, basketball football, and NASCAR as well as memorabilia sales. Miami came in dead last. That’s kind of sad considering…

Florida Children Just Keep Getting Fatter

Seems like Floridians didn’t do too well on their diets in 2008. Between 2007 and 2008, the annual F as in Fat report shows the percentage of adult obesity in Florida creeped up from 23.3% to 24.1%. The good news for those who take pleasure in others’ pain is that…

Hooray? Miami Named Seventh Sweatiest City of All Time

It’s summer in Miami, and you’re either wet because of the rain or because the humidity and heat have conspired to drench you in sweat. Which means right now deodorant is your best friend. Well, Old Spice has gone ahead and named the top 20 “Sweatiest Cities of All Time” in America,…

Calling All Speedy Chihuahuas

Normally racing ins’t very adorable. NASCAR? So not adorable. Sweat soaked marathoners in lycra? Typically not adorable. Mud covered BMXers? Totally not adorable. Chihuahuas? Muy adorable! PETCO is calling for the fastest chihuahuas in South Florida to their tracks. The fifth annual chihuahua races are set to start in August, with the…

Quincy Jones Disses Miami Herald

The great magazine die-off claimed another victim yesterday: Vibe, one of the largest mags covering hip-hop and R&B. But Quincy Jones, who founded the magazine in 1993, is looking to step back in and make the periodical a fully online venture. In his reasoning, he dissed some of America’s most troubled…

Slot Machines at Our Airport?

Sometimes Miami-Dade County Hall reminds me of that guy who’s always dreaming up wacky get-rich-quick schemes and shady money-making ideas (“Dude, I just bought that book from the guy who wears question-mark-print suits…” “If I hit up every sperm bank in the tri-county area once a month…” “I just met…

Bravo and Sarah Jessica Parker Casting for Project Runway-Like Art Show

Sarah Jessica Parker’s production company and the production team behind hits such as Project Runway and Top Chef have been talking about a similar series set in the art world, and this month they’re finally casting.Reads the news release: “In each episode of the series, contestants will create unique pieces highlighting art’s…

News Roundup

What… the…? Slot machines at MIA? Like that airport needs to be any more of a circus than it already is. [Herald]Miami-Dade commissioners have no problem with Carrie Meek representing Wackenhut and the county, even while the two are in a legal dispute. [Herald]Adam Tavss, the Miami Beach Police officer…

Attorney General McCollum Works About 22 Hours a Week

The Palm Beach Post decided to check the time sheets of gubernatorial candidates and current cabinet members Republican Bill McCollum and Democrat Alex Sink. Turns out, in the past two months neither has been working that hard.  McCollum averages about 22 hours of work a week as attorney general — a job…