Gloutonnerie to Open in Former Pied de Cochon Space

A French restaurant from Mexico, Gloutonnerie, will be taking over the former Au Pied de Cochon venue in South Beach. I heard this news from my source, Strep Throat, who reported that it would be upscale, “a Maison d’Azur type situation.” I believe I picked up a trace of sarcasm…

Four Ideas For New Nutrition Labels, From Stars to Traffic Lights

“The grocery store has become a Tower of Babel,” said Louis Sullivan back in 1990. “Consumers need to be linguists, scientists, and mind readers to understand the many labels they see.”Sullivan at the time was Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, and he instructed the FDA to…

Rosa Mexicano Brings In Jonathan Waxman and His Magical Snapper Gefilte Fish

Jonathan Waxman’s early resume includes La Varenne culinary school in Paris, Chez Panisse in Berkeley, and his own iconic Jams. That he has just been named “chef-in-residence” with Rosa Mexicano might seem unusual for two reasons. Firstly, “chef-in-residence” sounds like a private cook in some rich person’s house, perhaps preparing…

Tapas & Tintos Midtown’s Spotty Service and Mediocre Food Fail

Why is it that so many waiters insist on memorizing orders instead of writing them down? This often requires diners to repeat themselves until the waiter gets it right or, worse, delivery  of the wrong food. Both occurred during a recent visit to Tapas & Tintos in Midtown Miami. You’d…

2011 Miami Restaurant Openings & Closings

We noted the opening of some 100-plus restaurants this past year; only half that number was on our “closed” list. There might be more of the latter: PR firms rarely trumpet the shuttering of businesses.It was, overall, a great time to be a diner in Miami (you can read why…

December 2011’s Miami Restaurant Openings & Closings

December proved to be an active final month of the year. There was the re-opening of the splashy, remodeled Rusty Pelican; the re-opening of Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge; the re-opening Philippe by Philippe Chow in a new SoFi location; the second Sakaya Kitchen venue downtown, and the second 100…

Miami’s Food Scene 2011: Year in Review

Less than a decade ago, Miami had arguably the worst dining scene of any famous city in America. If you wanted a great meal back then, you were better off heading to Ohio. (Seriously, Cincinnati had much better chefs.) But our restaurant fortunes soon began to rise. New Times’ year-end…

Fifteen Dining Predictions For 2012

​Earlier this week, I mentioned that I’d be dusting off my Ouija board in time for the annual predictions post, but of course I was just kidding; obviously one cannot accurately foresee the future solely by sliding ones hands over some letters. That’s why the Ouija board only accounts for…

Ten Best Reviewed Miami Restaurants of 2011

Farewell 2011: We laughed, we cried, but mostly we ate. And there were a lot of very good meals to eat throughout the year. This coming week, the Cafe review will feature a look back at the past twelve months. In the meantime, let’s chew over the ten best restaurants…

Five Worst Reviewed Restaurants of 2011

Perusing the past year’s restaurant reviews has brought to light something I suspected: I wasn’t very mean in 2011. It was difficult to find five scathing critiques. In fact, I really didn’t find any — there was only mild sarcasm in a few of the following. Still, these were the…

Cinco Cantina & Tequila Bar: As Authentic As Cinco De Mayo

It seems fitting that Cinco Cantina & Tequila Bar opened in the Village of Merrick Park this past Cinco de Mayo. Not only are the two “Cincos” in sync, but the holiday is celebrated more here than south of the border, just as Cinco Cantina’s food is much more American…

Macarons Are the New Cupcakes; Solo Has Them Starting Today

Macarons are absolutely the new cupcakes.I know this because I was watching ABC News and they said that “macaroons are the new cupcakes.” The next day Time magazine came in the mail and in it was an article entitled “Will Macarons be the new cupcake?” Then I Googled “macarons are…

What Bernstein, D-Rod, Reidt, and Other Chefs Want For Christmas

There are thousands of comestibles and cooking gadgets on the market, but you would think most chefs have just about every conceivable piece of equipment they might possibly want — and we know they have access to all sorts of foods. But it turns out that there are vacancies on…

Top Five Coral Gables Restaurants: Abbracci, Pascal’s and More

Route 9 ran down the highway with our Best Restaurant in Coral Gables award in Best of Miami 2011. But Coral Gables has a whole lot of excellent dining establishments. Well, maybe not a whole lot, but certainly more than these five favorites of ours. So with apologies to Ortanique…