Eternity Coffee Roasters Coming Downtown: One Cup at a Time

Starting June 1, we will be able to scratch off “one-cup-at-a-time coffee shop” from the list of what Miami sorely needs. That’s the date Eternity Coffee Roasters opens its doors downtown (just north of the Brickell Bridge, across from the Chase Bank building at 117 SE Second Avenue). Eternity will…

34. Mahi Sandwich at Area 31

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 34…

Egg Cream on South Beach? U-Bet! What It Is and How To Make It

​Now that egg creams have come to South Beach, you may be wondering: What exactly is it? The short answer is that it’s a beverage made from milk, chocolate syrup, and seltzer water. But that’s also a deceptive answer: If you try mixing the three any old way, you will…

The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co.: Egg Creams Yes, Bialys No

We first wrote about the planned South Beach branch of On Monday we noted the shop would debut yesterday at 6 a.m., and that the first 50 customers would receive a half-dozen bagels and six-pack of bottled Brooklynized water. I showed up shortly after that hour and nabbed my freebies…

Sparky’s Smokes Bacon and Talks Tutus, Part 2

In yesterday’s gripping installment, we spoke with Kevin Kehoe and Hans Seitz, the chef/partners of Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue in downtown Miami. Today, the conversation continues.New Times: Not much comes out of a can here, right? I mean it’s mostly home-cooked…Kevin Kehoe: We make everything from scratch except the ketchup (Heinz)…

What It Is? Where It At?

What it is? Hint: It is not a pizza, nor a ceviche.Where it at? Hint: It is not a pizzeria, cevicheria, or cafeteria.Give it your best guess in the comments section below. We’ll let you know when you’ve hit the jackpot.Follow Short Order on Facebook and Twitter @Short_Order…

Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue: Interview With Sparky & Sparky

Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue opened a year ago in downtown Miami. Owners Hans Seitz (from Queens, New York), and Kevin Kehoe (from Woodbury, Long Island), had originally talked of doing a barbecue truck, “but Miami specifically says, in its code, ‘no barbecue trucks,'” explains Hans, AKA Sparky. “So I wasn’t going…

The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co. Opens Tomorrow

Authentic bagels will finally be available in South Beach starting tomorrow, when The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co. debuts at The Shops at Alton & Fifth in South Beach. The first 50 folks to show up at opening time — 6 a.m. — will receive six free bagels and six bottles…

Sneak Review: Thali Indian & Thai Cuisine

A spicy starter preceding this week’s Cafe review:The thali encompasses a lot of different tastes at an attractive price, and as such provides a solid introductory sampling of menu items for those visiting the restaurant for the first time. That said, if one of the thali dishes really proves alluring,…

Miami’s Harper’s List of Weird Numbers: From Andalus to McNuggets

30 Average number of minutes that Americans spend cooking — least in the world, according to a report issued last month by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.74 Average number of minutes that Turks spend cooking — most in the world according to the same study.6 Or “seis”, the…

42. Pulled Pork Sandwich at Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 42…

A Miami Chef Timeline (1986-2008)

The closing of Chef Allen’s last week represented the end of an important chapter in Miami restaurant history. There was a time in the mid-’90s when the main restaurant debate at gatherings focused on whether Allen Susser, Mark Militello, or Norman Van Aken was the best chef. Then the banter would shift…

Pizza Fusion: Organic Doesn’t Necessarily Mean Good

Guess it’s time to admit I’m just not a New Age pizza guy. I wasn’t crazy about the product at Naked Pizza when I sampled it last summer, although the crust of grains, nuts, roots, and “heat-resistant probiotics” was pretty good. In retrospect, I liked Naked’s pizza more than the…

Top 5 Ways Restaurants Can Make a Bad First Impression

Some of the worst mistakes restaurants can make occur at the beginning of the dining experience or before you sit down. Many have to do with hosts and hostesses, but they are usually just  messengers delivering the repercussive news of bad management decisions.1. When you’re making a reservation by phone,…

Cinco de Mayo: Test Your Knowledge With True/False Test

Sadly, Cinco de Mayo is a largely misunderstood holiday. This is due to much misinformation being passed along in articles, blogs, and so forth. For instance, many people think the real Mexican celebration has nothing to do with getting drunk on margaritas. These people have evidently never been to Rosa…

49. Samosas at Thali Indian & Thai Cuisine

As we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. After the jump, find our other choices. 49…

My Big Fat Italian Strawberry-Basil Wedding Pie

Yesterday we wrote about how Miami native Naylet LaRochelle took first prize in the Crisco Innovation category of the 17th annual American Pie Counci/Crisco National Pie Championships. Her winning entry, “My Big Fat Italian Strawberry-Basil Wedding Pie,” borrows the elegance and color of a traditional wedding cake and translates it…

Sneak Review: Lulu

A little lulu of a chew from next week’s restaurant review:”‘I am of those who like to stay late at the café,’ the older waiter said. ‘With all those who do not want to go to bed. With all those who need a light for the night.'” The passage from…