Florida Panthers Are Just Whoring Themselves Out Any Way They Can

Just in case you thought corporate douchebaggery couldn’t get any worse than the carousel of inane names for the ex-Joe Robbie Stadium — Landshark Stadium anyone? — the Florida Panthers are here to remind us that the limits of corporate whoredom are ever-expanding. The team has just sold its rink…

Florida’s Obscene License Plate Countdown: The Whole Enchilada

​​​As we count down the full list of 2,000 personalized license plate requests reviewed by Florida’s Obscenity Board — a mind-blowing document we got our hands on a few weeks ago through the Freedom of Information Act — we’ve learned a few things about the good folks of the Sunshine…

Meet Sweet Micky Martelly, Your New Haitian President

We spent most of the Haitian presidential campaign ridiculing the idea of a musician with zero political experience and shady personal finances running a country as desperately messed up as Haiti. Fortunately, Wyclef pulled out of the race. Whew!Then yesterday, Haitians responded at the polls — by electing a musician…

Video: Crowd Goes Nuts Outside Oversold Swedish House Mafia Show

The online uproar over a clash between Miami Beach cops and Swedish House Mafia fans all started when thousands of ticket-holders were denied entrance to the group’s show. Tensions skyrocketed as at least two thousand people who’d paid stood in the sun for hours, until they eventually stormed the place.We’ve…

Jose Canseco’s Twin Switcheroo Gets the Crazy Taiwanese Animated Treatment

Thanks to a strange twist of modern tabloid physics, modern-day D-list celebrity scandals and weird news stories don’t technically exist until they’ve been re-interpreted in CGI by the borderline insane Taiwanese animators at Next Media Animation. Thankfully, we can now officially acknowledge that Jose Canseco indeed swapped out his twin,…

Video: Drunken Swedish House Mafia Crowd Fights Miami Beach PD

Along with an alleged gang rape at the Fontainebleau and an intoxicated drowning death at the Clevelander, Ultra Weekend also brought us a scary near riot on South Beach as a drunken crowd surrounded and taunted two cops trying to arrest an unruly couple outside a Swedish House Mafia show. Videos…