Johnny Sims, the Suspect Who Killed Two Cops, Had Long Record, Nasty Tats

When Roger Castillo and Amanda Haworth, two veteran officers on the Miami-Dade Police Department’s Warrants Bureau, approached a dilapidated duplex on NW 6th Court yesterday, they knew their target was a seriously bad dude. They knew he’d recently served time for robbery and selling coke, and that he was suspected…

America’s top exorcist-for-hire comes to Miami

Is any city more firmly locked in the brimstone-y grasp of Satan than Miami? Lustful tourists gape at topless sunbathers while the rest of us worship a false idol who’s so prideful he gets Swarovski to sponsor his birthday cake. Our police chief and mayor, meanwhile, carry on a wrathful…

Marijuana-Smuggling Pigeon Busted Outside Colombian Prison

​When did Colombia’s avian population fall into a desperate life of drug running? First, there was Lorenzo the Parrot, who was arrested last fall for acting as a look-out for a weed and weapons stash. Now comes word this morning that Colombian police have detained a pigeon that was trying…

Miguel Exposito Survives Commission Vote, Violent Reality Show Clip

When Riptide broke the news last week that a violent reality show clip filmed inside the Miami Police Department was making the rounds on YouTube, we knew the shots of cops chomping cigars and calling themselves “hunters” wouldn’t help Miguel Exposito in his bid to keep his job as chief.Apparently,…

Miami police chief Miguel Exposito’s violent reality TV promo

Reality Bites Mark down January 1, 2011 as the moment when the incendiary fight over leadership at the Miami Police Department hit the ski ramp at full speed, jumped the Fonz and his shark, and landed squarely in a strange land populated by Kardashians, Octomoms, and Sarah Palin. It all…

The world’s fanciest cat-poop map

There’s a four-foot-tall map hanging inside Miami Beach City Hall, a high-resolution satellite image of an oceanfront slice of town. The grainy brown dunes are speckled with red and green dots that mark points carefully calibrated by a Global Positioning System. It could be the cartographic reckoning of a crime…

Nevin Shapiro’s Sentencing Postponed Until Valentine’s Day

Nevin Shapiro, the South Beach architect of a $880 million Ponzi scheme, will have to endure another few weeks of Jersey lockup before learning his punishment. His sentencing, which was originally scheduled for this week, has been postponed until Valentine’s Day, says Rebekah Carmichael, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney’s…