Posner Plagiarizes Again

Disgraced Miami Beach author Gerald Posner is desperate. He apparently whitewashed an account of his serial plagiarism on his Wikipedia page, then threatened Miami New Times with a lawsuit for writing about it. And now he’s retained an 83-year-old lawyer infamous for publicizing the “grassy knoll” theory of John F…

FIU Player’s Insane Hit-Streak Edges Closer to Joe DiMaggio Territory

Usually when we talk college ball around here, it’s about the Canes. Or at least about FAU’s unstoppable rain delay antics.But for the last week, the FIU Golden Panthers have dominated the local aluminum bat scene. Everyone from Sportscenter to MLB.com, in fact, can’t stop talking about FIU infielder Garratt…

Ex-Miami Beach Cop Pleads Guilty to Kidnapping, Extortion Charges

A former Miami Beach cop has pleaded guilty to charges that he kidnapped and tortured a Russian man in an attempt to extort more than $100,000 from him, bringing to an end one of the strangest crimes connected to the troubled police department.​Richard Anastasi, a 47-year-old with almost 14 years…

Video: Stephen Colbert Names George Rekers His ‘Alpha Dog of the Week’

The Colbert ReportMon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cAlpha Dog of the Week – George Rekerswww.colbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorFox NewsNew Times’ scoop on anti-gay leader George Rekers’s European tryst with a gay hooker from Rentboy.com inspired its finest moment yet last night when Stephen Colbert crowned Rekers his “Alpha Dog of the…

County Mayor Carlos Alvarez Bids on a Sweet New $60K Beemer

Sure, Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez is king of a county where the hospital is bankrupt, one in ten residents doesn’t have a job, and mortgage fraud is the only growth industry.That doesn’t mean he shouldn’t ride in style!Alvarez has posted an official county bid notice for his new work car, and…

Carlos Bertonatti’s Vehicular Homicide Case Postponed Until August

Carlos Bertonatti will have to wait a few more months to face trial on charges of vehicular homicide and DUI manslaughter after a judge granted his lawyer’s motion for a continuance this morning. At an 8:30 hearing, Judge David Miller rescheduled Bertonatti’s trial to begin on August 2. Police say…

Concert Review: Band of Horses at the Fillmore Miami Beach, April 28

Band of HorsesThe Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason TheaterApril 28, 2010Better than: A hot, endless afternoon of barbecue and horseshoes off the Carolina coast.Somewhere in the middle of “Ode to the LRC,” a revelation hit. My head was nodding along and my eyes were closed as Ben Bridwell’s…

Manuel Noriega Begins His Long, Unplanned French Vacation This Morning

As our own dearly departed Calvin Godfrey pointed out in 2007, Manuel Noriega and Miami really and truly deserved each other. “Where else does a corrupt, militant South American cocaine trafficker really belong anyway?” he wrote. “Certainly not France. All of his friends are here.” Maybe that’s why poor Manny is enjoying…

Arizona-Style Immigration Rules Threatening In Miami, Advocates Warn

On Friday, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed an immigration bill into law that would be the laughingstock of the nation if it weren’t so damn disturbing. Essentially, it legalizes racial profiling by allowing Arizona lawmen to stop anyone “suspicious” (read: brown-skinned) to demand their federal immigration papers. Many are already predicting…

Can the Marlins Sink Any Lower to Make a Buck? Yes, They Can!

Marlins fans, that proud clan of several hundred clad in teal and black, didn’t spend their off-season dreaming of free-agent fire-throwers. They didn’t lie awake imagining Matt Holiday patrolling left field, or drooling over how the NL East could fall their way. Nope. Fish faithful spent a long winter chewing…