Walmart Officially Closes on Midtown Property

It’s official. Walmart now owns a big chunk of midtown Miami, and its plans to build a supercenter in the bustling neighborhood trudge on. According to exMiami, Walmart closed the deal in January for $8.2 million, though there are some conditions attached. See also: Walmart Is Coming to Midtown, Like…

Coconut Grove’s Name Change Is Kind of Pathetic

Like a college freshman named Jamie who’s decided to reinvent herself under the name “Jaymi,” Coconut Grove will likely rebrand itself “the Nearby Republic of Coconut Grove.” No word on how Key West, the “Conch Republic,” feels about the Grove piling on its branding shtick. But seriously, the Grove’s current…

Gawker Officially Declares Wynwood Miami’s Williamsburg

This shouldn’t be much a surprise to anyone, but, yes, Wynwood is Miami’s closest equivalent to Brooklyn’s formerly hip, currently over-gentrified Williamsburg neighborhood, and a big New York City website says so. Gawker recently asked its readers what the Williamsburg equivalent was in their city. See also: Wynwood Named One…

Genting’s New Plan: Slots-Only Casino at Miami Herald Site

Ever since Genting Corporation’s aggressive plans to bring a full-service casino and mega-resort to the old Miami Herald site went boom the Malaysian conglomerate has been pretty quiet about its next step. We should have figured they were up to something. Today comes news that they’ve struck a deal with…

Miami Leads the Nation in High-End Foreclosures

It’s not just the lower classes that continue to get hit hard by foreclosures in South Florida. The Miami-Fort Lauderdale metro area leads the nation in foreclosures on properties worth more than $5 million, according to real estate website RealtyTrac. In fact, about a fourth of all high-end foreclosures in…

The Best Comedian Tweets on the Richie Incognito Scandal

The Richie Incognito scandal is in that weird place where we understand that it’s pretty serious but also so over-the-top in some weird sports soap opera-style that sometimes you can’t help but laugh. So with the help of Witstream, we rounded up the best tweets about the scandal from professional…