Dumb Miami Kid Accidentally Shot His 83-Year-Old Grandmother

Eighty-three-year-old Marian Hill is recovering in the hospital after her grandson, 23-year-old Kenneth Smith, Jr., accidentally shot her in the leg yesterday. The incident happened after Smith argued with his brother, Robert Hill, 28, over his cell phone and decided to pull out a gun in the family residence…

Miami Beach Relieves Det. Philippe Archer of Duty

Philippe Archer, the Miami Beach Police detective who has demonstrated a flair for beating the shit out of people and is now the subject of three lawsuits, has been relieved of duty. See also: Miami Beach Man Claims Cop Knocked Him Out When He Tried to Be a Good Samaritan…

Zimmerman’s Wife Pleads Guilty to Perjury Charges

You can get away with killing an unarmed black teenager in this country, but you sure aren’t going to get away with lying to the courts about money. George Zimmerman’s wife Shellie pleaded guilty this morning to a misdemeanor charge of perjury after she lied about the couple’s financial situation…

Hafiz Khan, Miami Imam, Gets 25 Years for Supporting Taliban

Hafiz Khan, a Miami Imam who was convicted of supporting the Taliban, has been sentenced to 25 years behind bars. It’s much lower than the 60-year maximum he faces, but at 78-years-old it’s likely Khan will spend the rest of his life behind bars regardless. See also: Miami Imam Hafiz…

Scott Storch Robbed of $100K in Jewelry Near Times Square

Scott Storch, Miami’s, uh, maybe 653rd favorite son, recently left town to record in the Big Apple. But the music producer with a history of money problems lost $100,000 worth of property this morning in an armed stickup near Times Square. See also: Scott Storch raked in hip-hop millions and…

iPhone Robberies at Gunpoint on the Rise in Miami Beach

Taking out your iPhone to snap an Instagram pic or send a booty text late at night in Miami Beach might not be worth it. Miami Beach Police are warning residents and tourists to be careful with their smartphones after a rash of brazen armed robberies have struck the town…