Miami Man Tried to Trade Live Alligator for Beer

“This is absolutely bizarre, I can’t imagine somebody wanting to barter a live four-foot alligator for a 12 pack of beer, it makes no sense to me,” Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino told NBC Miami. Well, this is Florida. It only makes sense when it doesn’t…

The Wire Season 2 Actually Occurred Here in South Florida

The Wire is widely considered one of the greatest television series of all time. David Simon’s bleak depiction of Baltimore corruption was based upon his years as a crime reporter in that city. So it’s no surprise that a recent court case provides a near word-for-word, real-life re-enactment of the…

South Florida Man Arrested After Posting These Insane Instagram Pics

Criminality and social media have rarely had a harmonious relationship. There are several obvious reasons, but the most important is this: Cops have Facebook. And Twitter. And — it has surely dawned upon 19-year-old Dupree Johnson — Instagram. Dupree Johnson, who’s evinced an iron dedication to crime, racking up five…

Derek Medina, Facebook Killer, Pleads ‘Not Guilty’

Despite the fact there’s no argument that Derek Medina pulled the trigger that killed his wife shortly before he posted a photo of her dead body on Facebook, Medina plead not guilty to first-degree murder charges in court this morning. Medina’s case will now head to trial as soon as…

Thanksgiving Gas Station Robbery Foiled by Spilled Beer

Riptide isn’t in the habit of giving away robbery tips, but it’s pretty obvious that once you pull off your heist and get your cash you need to run like hell. Well, a quick-thinking gas station store clerk foiled a robbery attempt by suggesting that they also load up on…

Miami Beach Cop Blames “Sexual Aid Cream” for Firing

Miami Beach cop Reinaldo Casas really wants his job back. He wants it back so badly he’s willing to admit he was once an aficionado of the most embarrassing product ever. Sexual aid cream. On February 27, the Miami Beach Police Department fired Casas — who’s been reprimanded for making…

$500,000 Worth of Red Bull Stolen From Miami-Dade Warehouse

How much Red Bull would one need to drink to successfully pull of a heist off half-a-million dollars worth of Red Bull energy? That’s what Medley police are asking after they discovered that about 100 pallets of the wing-giving energy drink were stolen from a warehouse over the Veterans Day…