After GOP Party Chairman Reince Priebus got into a heated shouting match on Monday with Chris Matthews over accusations that his party plays the “race card” against Obama, Republicans crowed that the clip showed the liberal media in its worst kind of attack mode. Race? We’ve never even heard of…
A conservative herd of elephants trampled a septuagenarian’s army yesterday during the first full day of the Republican National Convention in Tampa. Texas Congressman Ron Paul fell 1,871 delegates short of becoming the GOP’s presidential nominee during yesterday’s roll call, but the 73-year-old’s supporters really took it in stride. In…
Florida’s Republican delegation hasn’t exactly been getting the warmest welcome at the party’s national convention in Tampa. First, Tropical Storm Isaac forced Rick Scott to cancel his big prime-time speech. Then, insiders floated the idea of taking away Sen. Marco Rubio’s big moment introducing Mitt Romney so Ann Romney could…
Jon Voight doesn’t trust the media. And he certainly doesn’t trust the current administration. The 73-year-old actor is in Tampa this week, exploiting the last drop of celebrity blood left in him to bash President Obama’s first term and encourage the American public to vote for Mitt Romney in November…
Well, it wouldn’t be a crazy Republican sideshow without Miami’s own SNL-star-turned-Tea-Party-queen Victoria Jackson. Everyone’s favorite squeaky voiced conspiracy theorist is up in Tampa for the Republican National Convention with her video camera in hand. She’s already run into a super hero who fights political apathy. Even though Mr. Super…
What stands between Mitt Romney and victory in Florida? Apparently women and minority voters. Barack Obama has hefty advantages in those two demographics according to the latest Time/CNN poll, which shouldn’t be too surprising considering his party has found itself embroiled in controversies in the past few years regarding women’s…
Perhaps no industry geared up for the Republican National Convention like Tampa’s strip club scene. Clubs redecorated, added extra privacy, revamped their food menus, and even brought in famous talent. Yet, on Sunday night at least, the clubs seemed pretty barren ahead of the start of the convention…
Marco Rubio loves Nicki Minaj. We’re just going to guess that World’s Greatest Elevator Music Vol. 1 is Bill Nelson’s favorite album of all time. But what does Republican Senate candidate Connie Mack IV listen to? Confederate flag-embracing rockers Lynyrd Skynyrd, of course…
Rush Limbaugh sure knows a lot about hot air, so, you know, he’s pretty much an expert on hurricanes. He seems to think that President Barack Obama is personally responsible for guiding Tropical Storm Isaac to Tampa, or something. Nothing he says really makes much sense…
Is tropical storm Isaac God’s way of smiting Tod Akin for saying stupid sh*t? Is it a coincidence that the squall is set to touch down at the very moment that Rick Scott takes to the podium in Tampa? Does Jesus just hate the GOP?Get a hold of yourself, man!…
Dear Democratic Party of Florida,Rumors have been swirling that Charlie Crist would be joining your party ever since he got his ass handed to him Tea-Party style in the 2010 Senate race. Now there’s very specific gossip going around that he’ll announce his official membership in your party in a…
Well, that didn’t take long. The bizarre campaign of Justin Lamar Sternad in the District 26 Democratic primary is under investigation by the FBI and Miami-Dade Police Department, according to the Miami Herald. His campaign’s deep connections to Republican Rep. David Rivera definitely appear to be more than coincidental. The whole campaign…
From the moment Mitt Romney picked budget radical Paul Ryan as his running mate, one of the biggest question is how the Wisconsin rep would play in Florida. Romney desperately needs the swing state, but Ryan’s plans to turn Medicare into a voucher system — not to mention his shaky…
In a story straight out of a twisted fever dream shared by Michael Bay and Aaron Sorkin — not to mention the sick fantasies of thousands of catastrophe-seeking journalists everywhere — Tropical Storm Isaac looks more likely than ever to strengthen into a hurricane just in time to bear down…
Tropical Storm Isaac now has the vast majority of Florida in its cone of concern, with most models having it creep up the west coast early next week. Of course, there’s already a disaster planned for that are next week: the Republican National Convention in Tampa.However, Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn…
If you were Republican Rep. David Rivera, and you were dodging investigations by both the FBI and IRS, you’d think you’d try and keep your nose clean and avoid any controversy while running for reelection. Yet evidence continues to mount that Rivera and his associates helped run the campaign of…
So, the Republican are having their National Convention in Florida, which is slightly uncomfortable for conservatives as Florida has one of the least popular Republican governors in the country. Despite some early speculation to the contrary, however, the Romney campaign has given Gov. Rick Scott a tiny little speaking spot…
Read our full gonzo guide to the RNC: “Fear and Loathing In Tampa”Screw Geraldo Rivera. Bugger off Wolf Blitzer. When it came time to pick a guide to this year’s Republican National Convention in Tampa, we went with Daily Show correspondent Aasif Mandvi. He may play a Middle Eastern correspondent…
Rep. Connie Mack is now officially the Republicans’ nominee for Florida’s senate race, but his easy win in last week’s primary didn’t give him much of a boost in the polls. A new Rasmussen Reports poll, a firm that’s independent but tends to produce results that are kinder to Republicans,…
Barack Obama’s reelection campaign hasn’t even hit full stride yet, and there’s already an e-book that supposedly explains all the campaign’s dirty secrets.Politico and Random House released “Obama’s Last Stand” this morning, an e-book that among other things claims that when speculation began that Marco Rubio might become Romney’s running…
In our nation’s capital, real consensus happens as often as a noncreepy Rick Scott grin. Yet for the past couple of years, everyone in Washington, D.C., has agreed on this: President Obama’s mammoth 2009 stimulus was kind of laughable. Green-energy initiatives? Saving America from financial ruin? Hah!Last week, though, that…
Well, Norman Braman’s quest to unseat incumbent Miami-Dade County Commissioners was far from a smashing success, but one of his candidates will live to see another electoral day. Incumbent Bruno Barreiro barely missed the 50 percent threshold to avoid a runoff by just nine votes. So now he’ll face off…
